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The Fool & The Foo

One day a traveling fool came to a new land he had not seen before. While talking to a merchant in town, he came to find out that all the townspoeple seemed to worship a local bird known as the Foo Bird. As legend has it, anyone who dishonors the Foo Bird in any way will die. Just then, a Foo Bird flew overhead and dropped a Foo-poo on the fool, who immediately wiped it off in disgust. All of…

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Gallantry in Bulk

British essayist, novelist, critic and poet, G. K. Chesterton was an imposing figure in height and weight. His vast bulk afforded him certain consolations. He once remarked that it gave him an opportunity for gallantry. “Just the other day in the Underground I enjoyed the pleasure of offering my seat to three ladies.”

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