Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Bubba’s old lady had been pregnant for some time, and now the time had come. So, he brought her to the doctor, and the doctor began to deliver the baby. She had a little boy, and the doctor looked over at Bubba and said, “Hey, Bubba! You just had you a son!” Bubba got all excited, but just then the doctor spoke up and said, “Hold on, son! We ain’t finished up here yet!” The doctor then delivered a little…
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Eight Rules to Follow when Dating My Daughter Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a package, because you’re sure as heck not picking anything up. Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter’s body, I will remove them. Rule…
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A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labor is asked by the midwife if she would like her husband to be present at the birth. “I’m afraid I don’t have a husband,” she replies. “OK, do you have a boyfriend?” asks the Midwife. “No, no boyfriend either.” “Do you have a partner then?” “No, I’m unattached; I’ll be having my baby on my own.” After the birth, the midwife again speaks to the young woman. “You have…
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Tips For Yankees 1.) Save all manner of bacon grease. You will be instructed later on how to use it. 2.) If you forget a Southerner’s name, refer to him (or her) as Bubba. You have a 50% of being right. 3.) Just because you can drive on snow and ice does not mean we can. Stay home the two days of the year it snows. 4.) If you do run your car in a ditch, don’t panic. Four men…
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One day a boy and a girl were French Kissing. When they were done, the girl says to the boy, “I think I have your gum.” The boy responds, “No, I just have a bad cold.”
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JOE USED TO GO TO SCHOOL VERY DIRTY AND SHABBY. ONE DAY THE TEACHER SENT HIM BACK HOME WITH A NOTE”SEE THAT JOE TAKES A BATH EVERY DAY” NEXT DAY THE BOY CAME BACK IN THE SAME CONDITION BUT WITH A DIFFERENT NOTE”TEACH HIM DON’T SMELL HIM”
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Little Jimmy was struggling with a homework assignment his 4th grade teacher, Mrs. Adams, had given her English class. Jimmy’s grandmother realized that the boy was having difficulty when she saw all the scrunched up papers around the kitchen table where he was working. “Having a problem with your homework, dear?” asked the sweet old lady. “I am, Grandma”, said Jimmy, dropping his pencil dejectedly on the table. “We’re supposed to make up a limerick and read it to the…
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There was this 34 year old woman who had a crush on a 18 year old bag boy at a local store. So one day she finally got the nerve up to tell him her feelings about him. She went to the store and the boy brought her bags out to her car. She leaned over to him and said, “I have an itchy pussy.” Then the boy told her, “Ma’m, all foreign cars look the same to me.”
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Two old friends met one day after many years. One attended college, and now was very successful. The other had not attended college and never had much ambition. The successful one said, “How has everything been going with you?” “Well, one day I opened the Bible at random, and dropped my finger on a word and it was oil. So, I invested in oil, and boy, did the oil wells gush. Then another day I dropped my finger on another…
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What did the priest say when he saw mosquitoes in church? Let us spray. Why did the witches stop work? Because they needed to rest a spell. Why are people fatter In the morrning? They are WIDE awake. What shape is an empty parrot cage? A polygon What would a lawyer do if his wife pushes him down the tollet? Sewer Where do you buy rude T-shirts? The menSWEAR department What type of cowboy lends money? A lone (loan) ranger…
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