Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Two Aggies had just snagged the biggest buck they had ever seen. Seeing how they probably couldn’t do any better, they decided to call it a day. So they both agreed and started dragging the buck by the back legs to their truck. As they got within eyeshot of the truck, they happened to pass by a game warden who was heading into the forest. “That’s a nice buck” the warden replied, “but you know, it’d probably be easier to…
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The village blacksmith finally found an apprentice willing to work hard at low pay for long hours. The blacksmith immediately began his instructions to the lad, “When I take the shoe out of the fire, I’ll lay it on the anvil; when I nod my head, you hit it with this hammer.” The apprentice did just as he was told. Now HE’s the village blacksmith!
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Sick and tired of hearing all those nasty blonde jokes and of how all blondes are perceived to be dumb, this blonde is determined to show her husband that blondes are really smart. While her husband is off to work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 pm…
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A young woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. She went down to the docks and was about to leap into the frigid water when a handsome young sailor saw her tottering on the edge of the pier crying. He took pity on her and said, “Look, you’ve got a lot to live for. I’m off to Europe in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away…
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It was the first day of Grade Three in a new town for Dave. As a test, his teacher went around the room and asked each of the students to count to 50. Some did very well, counting as high as 30 or 40 with just a few mistakes. Others couldn’t get past 20. Dave, however, did extremely well; he counted past 50, right up to 100 without any mistakes. He was so excited that he ran home ahd told…
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At one point during a game, the coach said to one of his young players, “Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?” The little boy nodded in the affirmative. “Do you understand that what matters is whether we win together, as a team?” The little boy nodded, yes. “So,” the coach continued, “when a strike is called, or you’re out at first, you don’t argue or curse or attack the umpire. Do you understand all that?” Again,…
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A preacher was passing a farmer’s house on an afternoon walk. He noticed the farmer was digging a rather large hole. The preacher asked what the farmer was doing, to which the farmer replied “One of m’ critters died last night and I gotta bury ‘im.” The preacher asked “Which one?” The farmer answered, “My burro.” The preacher stated, “You know, according to The Good Book, that critter is an ass.” The farmer nodded and continued his chore. A few…
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A fellow was reading the paper one day lamenting the fact that his doctor has ordered him to lose 75 pounds. Next thing he sees is an advertisement for a guaranteed weight loss program. “Guaranteed like heck,” he thinks to himself, “But let’s see what they think they can do.” He calls them on the phone and subscribes to the 3 day, 10 LB weight loss program. The next day there comes a knock at his door, and when he…
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Artery: The study of fine paintings Barium: What you do when C.P.R. fails Benign: What you be after you be eight. Cesarean Section: A district in Rome. Colic: A sheep dog Coma: A punctuation mark Congenital: Friendly Dilate: To live longer Fester: Quicker G. I. Series: Baseball game between soldiers Grippe: A suitcase Hangnail: A coat hook Morbid: A higher offer Nitrate: Lower than the day rate Node: Was aware Organic: Church musician Outpatient: A person who fainted Post-operative: A…
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In a little Italian village, a man and his wife of 50 years are rocking back and forth on their porch. Suddenly, the wife stops, grabs her cane and whacks her husband across his shins as hard as she can. He cries out in pain, his eyes water, tears run down his face and he gasped, “Why did you do that?” The old lady replies, “That’s for 50 years of BAD sex!” He nods his head but says nothing and…
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