Money money Jokes - page 8

A panda is walking down the Main Street when he is approached by a “Lady of the Night”. She says, “Hello darling, would you like a nice time?” The Panda says, “Um, yes why not?” So they both go back to the lady’s apartment. She makes a fabulous dinner, with every dish imaginable, provides drinks, plays good music. The inevitable happens. They go to bed and have a really great night. In the morning the Panda gets up, has a…

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The minister selected a 50-cent item at a convenience store, but then discovered he didn’t have any money with him. “I could invite you to hear me preach in return,” he said jokingly to the clerk, “but I’m afraid I don’t have any 50-cent sermons.” “Perhaps,” suggested the clerk, “I could come twice.”

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Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers. The first boy says, “My dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem, and they give him $50.” The second boy says, “That’s nothing. My dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a song, and they give him $100.” The third boy says, “I got you both beat. My dad scribbles a few words on a piece…

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