How many blonde jokes?
How many blonde jokes are there? None, they’re all true!
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
How many blonde jokes are there? None, they’re all true!
LADY TO SHOE SALESMAN: “…excuse me, could you please help me out?” SHOE SALESMAN: “…Sure, which way’d you come in?”
Why did the the woman cross the road? I don’t care, what the hell is she doing out of the house?
An old man is in the doctor’s office complaining of an ear ache. After examining him, the doctor asks the old man why he has a Preparation-H suppository in his ear. “I don’t rightly know,” the old man replies, “But I hate to think where my hearing aid is…”
Q: What is the difference between a Scotsman and the Rolling Stones? A: The Rolling Stones sing, “Hey you get off of my cloud!” and a Scotsman says, “Hey McCloud get off of my ewe!”
A guy goes to see a psychiatrist. He says, “Doc, I think I’m hung up on women’s breasts.” The psychiatrist says, “We’ll see. I’ll give you a quick word association test. I’ll say something, and then you say the first thing that comes into your mind. Shall we begin?” The guy nods his head. The doctor says, “Eggs.” The guy says, “Boobs.” The doctor says, “Orange.” The guy says, “Hooters.” The doctor says, “Grapefruit.” The guy says, “Jugs.” The doctor…
TO: ALL EMPLOYEES FROM: Human Resources It has been brought to Management’s attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers. Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated. We do, however, realize the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with co-workers. Therefore, a list of preferred new phrases…
Once upon a time there were three people. One named Manners, Shut Up and Trouble. One day they were playing hide and seek. Manners got a tummy ache so he went to toilet. Trouble was hiding. While Shut Up was looking for trouble he met a policeman. police: What is your name? Shut Up: Shut Up! police: Are you looking for Trouble? Shut Up: Yes police: Where’s your Manners? Shut Up: in the toilet
A little girl came running into the house and said, “Mommy, I met the most wonderful man this morning. He was the garbage man, and he was carrying a big bag over his head, and it broke and went all over him. And, you know, Mommy, he just stood there and talked to his mother, his son, and God.”