Tell a woman
What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes? Nothing, she has been told twice.
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Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes? Nothing, she has been told twice.
A man traveling by plane and in urgent need to use the mens room is nervously tapping his foot on the floor of the aircraft. Each time he tried the mensroom door, it was “OCCUPIED”. The stewardess, aware of his predicament suggested that he go ahead and use the ladies room, but cautioned him against using any of the buttons inside. The buttons were marked “WW, WA, PP and ATR”. Making the mistake that so many men make in disregarding…
Q: What did the squirrel scream when he saw a naked man jump at him? A: Move!! Watch out!!! The big nuts are falling and the tree is coming with it!!
The dildo salesman walked up to the door of a beautiful white woman and knocked. He showed her the dildos in his case and she purchased a large black one. At the next home he was greeted by a beautiful black woman who, after looking over the dildos in his case, purchased a large white one. At the third door he knocked and a beautiful blonde came to the door. She looked in his case and said, “Oh, I’ll take…
Stuttering John was, once again, rathered embarrassed at the toothbrush company’s monthly sales meeting. “How many tooth brushes did you sell this month?” asked his sales manager. “I ssssold fffour tttooothbrushes llast month, bboss,” stammered John. “That doesn’t cut the mustard,” shouted the sales manager, “you need to come up with a gimmick if you want to be a successful salesman!’ “Wwhat’s a gggiimmick?” asked John. “You know,” said the sales manager, “anything that will make the customer buy your…
What are the three wonders of woman? 1. They can give milk from their boobs. 2. They can bleed for five days without dying. 3. The can bury a 9-inch bone without even getting their noses dirty.
Q. What’s the difference between a battery and a woman? A. A battery has a positive side.
Why did the woman cross the street ? Who gives a shit, why isn’t she in the kitchen and where did she get those shoes ?
How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they’d rather do it in the back seat of a car.
1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahhhh, it’s cute. 3. Why don’t we just cuddle? 4. You know they have surgery to fix that. 5. Make it dance. 6. Can I paint a smiley face on it? 7. Wow, and your feet are so big. 8. It’s OK, we’ll work around it. 9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it? 10. Oh no…. a flash headache. 11. (giggle and point) 12. Can I be honest with you? 13.…