Mama Jokes - page 12

yo mama is so fat it took three tanks of gas and a four hour push just to get around her.

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Yo mama got one eye and one leg and they call her Eileen.

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yo mama so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back. yo mama so ugly she went to the beach and the tide didn’t come in.

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yo mama’s butt is so big she still can’t find her bike.

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your mama’s so fat it took her 2 dump trucks to haul ass

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Yo mama so old she knew Cap’n Crunch while he was still a private.

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Your mama is so dumb she put a quarter in a parking meeter and waited for a gumball to come out. Your mama is so fat that when you’re in your house you’ve never seen the light of day.

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Your mama is so fat that she’s got other fat women orbiting around her.

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