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A Jewish Mother’s Day Joke

Three Jewish immigrant brothers named Moshe, Aaron and Daniel, had a dinner reunion to celebrate their fifteen years stay in America. Since Mother’s Day was just around the corner, they were discussing the gifts they would be giving their Momma back home in Israel. Moshe the eldest brother said, “I had a mansion built in Jerusalem and Momma would be moving into it on Mother’s Day.” Aaron the middle brother said, “I bought a special edition Mercedes Benz for Momma…

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Another Marine vs. Sailor Joke

A Marine enters the restroom and sees a sailor standing at the urinal, fussing with the thirteen buttons on his pants. The Marine says, “It must be a pain in the ass to have to mess with all those buttons every time you take a piss.” The sailor replies, “Yes it is! If I were a Marine, all I’d have to do is take off my hat.”

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Dirty knock-knock jokes

Dirty knock knock jokes Knock Knock Who’s there? Amos Amos who? A mosquito bit me! Knock Knock Who’s There? Justin Justin who? Your justin time to wipe my @$$ ! Knock Knock Who’s there? Parton! Parton who? Parton my French! Knock Knock Who’s there? “Fuck you said” “Fuck you said who?” “Me!” Knock Knock Who’s there? Andy. Andy who? And he bit me again! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wanda Smellmop. Wanda Smellmop who? No, thanks, I’m not into scat. Knock…

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Professor’s Joke

A college professor always starts his class with a dirty joke. After one particularly vulgar story, all the women decide to leave the next time he starts telling a joke. The next day the Professor comes into the class and says, “Did you hear about the shortage of whores in India?” With that all the women got to their feet and headed toward the door. “Wait,” cried the Professsor, “the boat doesn’t leave until tomorrow!”

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Polock Joke

A little guy was sitting next to a big guy in a bar and said, “Hey, wanna hear a good Polock joke?” The big guy frowned and answered, “I just happen to be Polish. You see those two big guys at that end of the bar? Polish. That mean lookin’ son-of-a-bitch bartender, he’s Polish too. Do you still want to tell your Polish joke?” The little guy looked around and said,”Nope.” “What’s the matter?” asked the big guy. “Are you…

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Some funny blonde jokes

Q & A Q:How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? A:Tell him a joke on Thursday. Q:A blonde is going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat? A:Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row. Q:Why did God give blondes 2% more brains than horses? A:Because he didn’t want them shitting in the streets during parades. Q:Why can’t blondes make ice cubes? A:They always forget the…

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Travel Joke

A woman wanted to visit Barbados, so she rang a travel agency. “How long will it take to fly to Barbados?” she asked. “Just a minute,” the travel agent said and went to consult his timetable. “Thank you,” said the woman & hung up.

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Practical joke

This isn’t exactly a joke in itself, but it’s a PRACTICAL JOKE you can pull on your friends and fellow “onliners”. Tell them to click on the following web site: http:adam.cheshire.net~bcdlepisto What will happen, is the person who does so will have to click 88 TIMES to exit that site! The only other way to exit it, is to TURN OFF YOUR COMPUTER! It’s 100% harmless and doesn’t contain a virus, or anything like that. Try it yourself, and have…

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Lessons I’ve Learned

I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. I’ve learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes. I’ve learned that it takes years to build up trust, and only suspicion, not proof, to destroy it. I’ve learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you’d better have a big dick or huge tits. I’ve…

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