An olde saying, re-written
When you have a disagreement with someone, you should remember the old adage to “walk a mile in his shoes.” That will get you a mile away from him and you’ll have his shoes as a bonus…
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Signs Of Aging
Top 10 Signs You Are No Longer A Kid…… 1. Your back goes out more than you do. 2. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room. 3. You buy a compass for the dash of your car. 4. You are proud of your lawn mower. 5. Your arms are almost too short to read the newspaper. 6. People call at 9 p.m. and ask, “Did I wake you?” 7. You wear black…
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Selfless Act … of Drinking
Sometimes, during a booze-filled weekend, I get to feeling kinda ashamed about all the beer I drink. Then I look deeply into my glass and I start thinking about the workers in the brewery, and about all their hopes and dreams. “If I didn’t drink this beer,” I think, “those poor people might be out of work, and all their dreams would be shattered.” So I say to myself, “It is better that I drink this beer and let their…
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Bidding War
Bidding for various objects was proceeding furiously, when the auctioneer suddenly announced, “A gentleman in this room has lost a wallet containing $10,000. If it is returned, he will pay a reward of $2,000.” There was a moment’s silence, and then from the back of the room came the cry: “Two Thousand Five Hundred!!!”
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Keeping Pure
A man always sees a beautiful woman in a bar every night but he’s just too shy to talk to her. After 2 weeks he finally works up enough courage to make his move. “No, thank you,” she says politely, “This is going to sound rather old-fashioned, but I’m keeping myself pure until I find the right guy.” “That must be hard,” said the man. “Oh I don’t mind,” said the woman, “but my husband doesn’t like it much.”
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DATING DICTIONARY
DATING: The process of spending enormous amounts of time, money, and effort to get better acquainted with a person whom you don’t especially like at present and will learn to lake a lot less in the future. EASY: A term used to describe a woman who has the morals of a man. EYE CONTACT: A method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is interested in him. Despite being advised to do so, many women…
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popeye’s dressing
Q: Why doesn’t Popeye’s dick get rusty? A: Because he keeps it in Olive Oil.
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Winning Pachyderm
Is a successful elephant a Triumphant????????
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Doctor Brings Them
Little Johnny asks his mother where children come from, and she says, “The doctor brings them.” Satisfied, Johnny goes out to play with his friend, Willy. As they are playing, two beautiful little girls walk by. Willy asks, “Who are they?” Johnny says, “They’re the doctor’s kids. He must keep the best ones for himself.”
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Chicken of the Living Dead?
Kay Martin, a secretary to a New Zealand MP, got the fright of her life a few weeks ago. According to the Auckland Sunday Star, she and a friend were chatting over a drink when they heard a chicken squawking. The bird sounded in some distress, so they went outside to investigate, thinking perhaps that it had escaped from one of the neighbors. But, there were no chickens anywhere. Then Martin realized with horror that the sound was coming from…
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