Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
A young girl who was writing a paper for school came to her father and asked, “Dad, what is the difference between anger and exasperation?” The father replied, “It is mostly a matter of degree. Let me show you what I mean.” With that, the father went to the telephone an dialed a number at random. To the man who answered the phone, he said, “Hello, is Melvin there?” The man answered, “There is no one living here named Melvin.…
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A blonde’s husband comes home from a hard day at the office to see his blonde wife sobbing over the kitchen sink. “Why are you crying?” asked the blonde’s husband. “Well, I went to get some ice cubes and I dropped them on the floor. I rinsed them in hot water and now I can’t find them.
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After enlisting in the 82nd Airborne Division, I eagerly asked my Recruiter what I could expect from jump school. “Well,” he said, “it’s three weeks long.” “What else?” I asked. “The first week, they separate the men from the boys,” he said. “The second week, they separate the men from the fools.” “And the third week?” I asked. “The third week, the fools jump.”
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I was coming home from the airport when my mother asked me, “Did you have fun at your Aunt Agatha’s?” “Yes,” I answered, “the food was great, I met a nice man, I read a cool article in a magazine and I saw a movie, then something happened that ruined the whole trip.” “What?” asked my mother. “I got there.”
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The big-rig driver stopped to picked up the girl hitchhiker in very short shorts. “What’s your name, mister?” she inquired, after she climbed up in the truck. “It’s Snow – Roy Snow,” he answered. “And yours?” “Me, I’m June Hansen,” she said. A few minutes down the road, she felt his gaze on her. “Hey, why do you keep sizing me up with those sidelong glances?” she challenged the trucker. “Oh, I was just thinkin’ what it might be like,”…
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Two blondes were building a house, one on a ladder and one on the ground. The blonde on the ladder kept taking 2 nails out of her pouch, hammering one in the house and throwing the other over her shoulder. The blonde on the ground looks at her, puzzled. She then asks, “What the hell do you think you’re doing?” The blonde on the ladder responds, “I pull 2 nails from my pouch, one is normal, it goes right in.…
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Once upon a time, in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. By surprising coincidence both were blind from birth. One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the snake and fell down. This, of course, knocked the snake about quite a bit. “Oh, my,” said the bunny, “I’m terribly sorry. I didn’t mean to hurt you. I’ve been blind…
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Evidence has been found that William Tell and his family were avid bowlers. However, all the league records were unfortunately destroyed in a fire. Thus, we’ll never know for whom the Tells bowled. –=[|]=– A marine biologist developed a race of genetically engineered dolphins that could live forever if they were fed a steady diet of seagulls. One day his supply of the birds ran out, so he had to go out and trap some more. On the way back,…
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While a book reviewer for The New Yorker, Dorthy Parker went on her honeymoon. Her editor, Harold Ross, began pressuring her for her belated copy. She replied, “Too fucking busy and vice versa.”
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As I was dropping my son off at daycare the other day, I overheard some of the children talking about their siblings. “My brother takes karate lessons,” bragged one. “My sister takes gymnastics,” said another. Not to be outdone, the youngest piped up, “My sister takes antibiotics.”
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