Why can’t women ski?
QUESTION. Why can’t women ski? ANSWER. because there is no slope between the bedroom and the kitchen.
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
QUESTION. Why can’t women ski? ANSWER. because there is no slope between the bedroom and the kitchen.
10. Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. 9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again. 8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some. 7. You don’t have to compliment the person who gave you candy. 6. If you get a stomach ache, it won’t last nine months. 4. If you wear your Batman mask, no one thinks you’re kinky. 3. It doesn’t matter if kids hear…
A lovely blonde woke up one morning with a burning itch between her legs. She went to the clinic immediately. After she was examined, the doctor gave her his diagnosis. “Miss Appleby, you have acute vaginitis”. She smiled demurely. “Why thank you, Doctor.”
Seventy year old George went to the doctor for his annual physical check-up. The doctor examined George and did all the routine tests. Everything seemed fine. The doctor said, “Well George, it looks like all the tests came back normal and you seem to be in good physical shape for a man your age. Now tell me, how are you emotionally and spiritually?” “Doc”, said George, “I am emotionally and spiritually great. In fact, God has really been helping me…
Why didn’t the woman cross the road? Because she didn’t have any balls!
I’M ALWAYS IN THE DARK. I HANG AROUND WITH 2 NUTS ALL DAY. MY NEIGHBOR IS AN ASSHOLE. MY BEST FRIEND IS A PUSSY. AND OWNER BEATS ME ALL THE TIME…
10. If the date goes bad, changing your Screen Name is easier than changing your real name. 9. Bathing, dressing, supplying atmosphere is optional. 8. If you get drunk and blackout, you only wake up next to a keyboard. 7. You can exercise your offensive habits without embarrassing yourself. 6. Viagra! Who needs Viagra? 5. Your partner could have more of a personality than your inflatable friends. 4. Three words: No shotgun weddings. 3. All guys look like George Clooney…
Why did the deaf and blind man cross the road? I don’t know, but he sure didn’t know that that truck was coming………
Why are all blonde jokes one liners? So guys can remember them.