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Why do you need a drivers license to buy liquor when you can’t drink and drive? Why isn’t phonetic spelled the way it sounds? Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes? Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there? Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime? Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations? How does the…

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Murphy is Dying

An Irishman named Murphy went to his doctor after a long illness. The doctor, after a lengthy examination, sighed and looked Murphy in the eye and said, “I’ve some bad new for you … you have the cancer and it can’t be cured. I’d give you two weeks to a month.” Murphy shocked and saddened by the news, but of solid character, managed to compose himself and walk from the doctor’s office into the waiting room. There he saw his…

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Eating Healthy Pays.. Or Does It?

A few days ago, I got up, brushed my teeth and got dressed. As I zipped and buttoned up my jeans, I found that they were actually loose. I was so thrilled that my new healthy eating habits were finally starting to pay off! All morning I strutted around feeling so proud, as I kept pulling up my jeans. I thought I might have to start buying a smaller size. Well, my euphoria came to a screeching halt when I…

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After the Physical

A 92-year-old man went to the doctor for his physical. A few days later, the doctor saw the man walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm. At his follow-up visit, the doctor talked to the man and said, “You’re really doing great, aren’t you?” The man replied, “Just doing what you said, Doctor: ‘Get a hot mamma and be cheerful’.” The doctor said, “That’s NOT what I said. I said you got a heart murmur.…

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