First teacher Jokes - page 6

Who’s There?

Three people were trying to get into heaven. St. Peter asked the first one, “Who’s there?” “It’s me, Albert Jones,” the voice replied. St. Peter let him in. St Peter then asked the second one the same question, “Who’s there?” “It’s me, Charlie Smith,” And St. Peter let him in. He finally asked the third one, “Who’s there?” “It is I, Verla Mara,” answered the third person. “Oh, great!” muttered St. Peter. “Another one of those English teachers.”

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Barbie And Ken’s Letters To Santa

Barbie’s Letter To Santa: Dear Santa: Listen, you fat little troll, I’ve been helping you out every year, playing at being the perfect Christmas Present, wearing skimpy bathing suits in frigid weather, and drowning in fake tea from one too many tea parties, and I hate to break it to ya Santa, but IT’S DEFINITELY PAY BACK TIME! There had better be some changes around here this Christmas, or I’m gonna call for a nationwide meltdown (and trust me, you…

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Discrimination

A teacher in class one day was asking students what they did at recess. First, she called on a little white boy named Timmy and asked him. He replied, “I played in the sand box”. The teacher said, “Good, now if you can spell ‘sand’ I’ll give you a fresh baked cookie”. He did and he received his reward. Next, the teacher called on a litte white girl named Suzy and asked her what she did. She said “I played…

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