Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Jack: “I see you bought a new car. What’s the make?” Jill: “A Perndle.” Jack: “A what?” Jill: “A Perndle.” Jack: “I’ve never heard of a Perndle before.” Jill: “Me neither, but that’s what it says right over the steering wheel.” Jack: “It says WHAT over the steering wheel?” Jill: “The name of the car. It’s spelled out, right above the steering wheel, and right underneath the speedometer: P-R-N-D-L.”
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I Suck At My Job What Really Goes Down In The White House How I Blew It In Washington You Have to Work Hard to Find the Softer Side of the President Clear and Present Boner Testing the Limits of the Gag Rule Going Back for Gore Podium Girl Secret Services to the President Harass is Not Two Words: The Story of Bill Clinton Deep Inside The Oval Office The Congressional Study on White House Intern Positions She’s Chief of…
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A man and woman went on a holiday to Spain together. They got an apartment just by the beach, but it had one problem. Everyday, a skunk would turn up outside the door of the apartment. The couple hated the skunk at first but by the end of the holiday they had grown attached to it. The man suddenly came up with the idea to take the skunk home. He asked his girlfriend about this. “We won’t be able to…
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Two guys meet one day after not having seen each other for years. The first guy says, “Remember how I used to be deaf and couldn’t hear a thing? Well, I got a new hearing aid, and I can hear a leaf falling from a tree now. I can hear a bird’s wings when it flies.” The second guy says, “That’s great! What kind is it?” The first guy looks at his watch and says, “It’s 4:15.”
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One morning a local highway department crew reached their job site and realized they had forgotten all their shovels. The crew’s foreman radioed the office and told his supervisor of the situation. The supervisor radioed back and said, “Don’t worry, we’ll send some shovels…just lean on each other until they arrive.
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A woman was waiting in the check-out line at a shopping center. Her basket was filled with a mop and broom and other cleaning supplies. By her actions and deep sighs, it was obvious that she was in a hurry and not happy about the slowness of the line. When the cashier called for yet another price check on a box of soap, the woman remarked, indignantly, “Well, at this rate, I’ll be lucky to get out of here and…
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Sam got a new job in an all-night, all-purpose superstore. He was there about an hour when a man walked in. “Hello,” said the man. “Hello, what can I get you?” said Sam. “I’d like a packet of nails please.” Sam got the nails, gave them to the man and said, “That’ll be one ninety-nine please”. The man paid the money and left. The Store Manager came quickly over, and hissed at sam. “What were you doing?” “What?” said our…
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A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and reltate it to the class the next day. When the time came to present what they’d found, the first little boy called upon walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard, then sat back down. Puzzled, the teacher asked him just what it was. “It’s a period”, said the little boy. “Well,…
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Q. How does a New Zealander find a sheep in long grass? A. Very pleasurable
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Einstein’s Theory of Relativity: The number of relatives you have will vary exponentially with the amount of money you win in the lottery.
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