Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Three Texans cross the border into Mexico one night, get drunk and wake up in a Mexican jail. They are told that they are to be executed for their crimes but none of them can remember what they have done. The first guy is strapped in the electric chair and is asked if he has any last words. He says, “I am a graduate student from the Baylor School of Divinity and I believe in the almighty power of God…
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A fellow stopped at a rural gas station and, after filling his tank, he paid the bill and bought a soft drink. He stood by his car to drink his cola, and he watched a couple of men working along the roadside. One man would dig a hole two or three feet deep and then move on. The other man came along behind and filled in the hole. While one was digging a new hole, the other was 25 feet…
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A man walked into a therapist’s office looking very depressed. “Doc, you’ve got to help me. I can’t go on like this.” “What’s the problem?” the doctor inquired. “Well, I’m 35 years old, and I still have no luck with the ladies. No matter how hard I try, I just seem to scare them away.” “My friend, this is not a serious problem. You just need to work on your self-esteem. Each morning, I want you to get up and…
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A rich miser was asked by a priest for a donation to the local parish and was refused. The priest sighed and said, “Come to the window, Mr. Smith. Look out and tell me what you see.” The miser looked and said, “People, what else?” “Now come to this mirror, and look in, and tell me what you see.” “Myself, what else?” “There you are. The window is glass, the mirror is glass, but the mirror has a thin layer…
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This guy was in a place where monks live and he heard the monks talking about some secret. When he went to ask what the secret was one monk replied, “I cant tell you, you’re not a monk.” So about a year later the man comes back as a monk and asks, “What’s the secret?” The monk replies, “It’s through that door.” So the man tries to open it but it’s locked, so he gets the key and opens the…
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There were two lovers, who were really into spiritualism and reincarnation. They vowed that if either died, the other one remaining would try to contact the partner in the other world exactly 30 days after their death. Unfortunately, a few weeks later, the young man died in a car wreck. True to her word, his sweetheart tried to contact him in the spirit world exactly 30 days later. At the seance, she called out, “John, John, this is Martha. Do…
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Coach Bobby Ross had put together the perfect Lions team. The only thing he was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges, and even the high schools, but he couldn’t find a ringer quarterback who could ensure a Super Bowl win. Then one night, while watching CNN, he saw a war-zone scene in Bosnia. In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Bosnian soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand grenade…
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A man, visiting a small town located by a railway track, was amazed at the high birth rate there. “A train goes past the town at 4:30 a.m.,” a local barber explained. “What’s that got to do with it?” asked the man. “Well, at that time, it’s too early to get up, but too late to go back to sleep.”
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A woman goes into a discount store and tells the clerk she wants a refund for the toaster she has bought the day before because it doesn’t work. The clerk tells her that he can’t give her a refund because she has bought it on special. The woman insists she is entitled to a refund. The clerk, not knowing what to do, goes to get the store manager. The manager comes up to the woman and asks if he can…
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Three guys are arguing about whose wife is more stupid. First guy says: “My wife, she just went and brought a $10,000 dress and she 8 sizes too big for it.” Second guy says: “Well, my wife, she just went and bought a Ferrari and she can’t drive.” Third guy says: “Well, my wife she so stupid that she just went to Hawaii with a bag full of condoms…and I’m not going with her!!”
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