Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
After a few years of married life, this guy finds that he is unable to get it up anymore. He goes to his doctor, his doctor tries a few things out, but nothing works. Finally the doctor says to him, “This is all in your mind,” and refers him to a psychiatrist. After a few visits to the shrink, the shrink confesses, “I am at a loss as to how you could possibly cured.” Finally the psychiatrist refers him to…
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Mommy, Mommy! What happened to all that dog food Fido wouldn’t eat? Shut up and eat your meat loaf. Mommy, Mommy! When are we going to have Aunt Edna for dinner? Shut up, we haven’t even finished your Grandmother yet. Mommy, Mommy! I hate my sisters guts. Shut up and eat what’s put in front of you. Mommy, Mommy! What’s an Oedipus complex? Shut up and kiss me! Mommy, Mommy! What’s for dinner? Shut up and get back in the…
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Spook had been suffering from a bad case of the limpdick for several months, so he went to see the doctor. After an extensive battery of tests, the doc sat him down to tell him the results. “I’m sorry,” said the doctor, “but you’ve simply over done it these last few years. Frankly,your penis is burned out, and from what I can determine, you’ve only got about 30 erections left – after that, it’s all over for you in the…
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There are 3 Kindergarten girls: A blonde, a redhead and a brunette. Which has the biggest breasts? The blonde. She is the one who is 21 years old.
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Who is Jack Schitt? Who is Jack Schitt? The Lineage Revealed. Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says, “You don’t know Jack Schitt”. Now, You can handle the situation. Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Knee-deep Schitt, Inc. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and the deeply religious couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, The twins; Deep Schitt…
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An elderly couple are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary in the country restaurant where they had their first date. They reminisce about that first night and remember how they’d snuck out of the restaurant to the yard, she’d bent over the back fence and he’d taken her passionately from behind. They decide to reenact that first act of love. Another diner has overheard this conversation and, incredulous, follows them out to the backyard. Sure enough, the old lady removes her…
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Our family held a reunion when my mother was 88 years old, with grandchildren and great-grandchildren attending. The talk turned to honeymoons, and my three daughters began to tell about their trips to various popular locations: Las Vegas, Carribean and Niagara Falls. One of my daughters turned to her grandmother and asked, “Gramma, where did YOU go on your honeymoon?” With no hesitation whatsoever, Gramma said, “Upstairs!”
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Researchers have finally figured out the truth about Snow White after many years of study, and came to the conclusion that she was a prostitute and the seven dwarfs were just little midget pimps. Why else would they go around singing “Hi-ho, Hi-ho, it’s off to work we go” all the time?
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Three guys,a Russian, a Swede and a Czech, decided that they wanted to go bear hunting. They read all the books, asked the pros for advice, and got all the state of the art equipment. When they got to the reserve they told the guard on duty, “If we don’t come back in three days, come looking for us.” And with that taken care of they drove on into the wilderness. Three days passed and still the guys hadn’t shown…
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It’s a sunny afternoon on a summer day. A blonde is seen in front of K-Mart in a shopping mall. She is visibly flustered and sweating profusely. People in the stores have been watching her in almost the same place for hours. Every now and then she’s been asking shoppers – ‘Could you tell me the time please?’ She hears the answer and mutters – ‘How can this happen?’ Finally she meets a kind old lady and asks her the…
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