Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
ENCOURAGEMENT So your daughter’s a hooker And spoiled your day. Look on the bright side, It’s excellent pay. APOLOGY My tire was thumping, I thought it was flat. I looked at the tire, Sorry about your cat. GET WELL You had your bladder removed and you’re on the mends. Here’s a floral bouquet and a box of Depends. COMING OUT You’ve announced that you’re gay, Won’t that be a laugh ‘Cause you’re the new Head of the Joint Chiefs of…
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There was a young man named Sweeney Who spilled some gin on his weenie. He thought this uncouth, So he added vermouth, And he slipped his girl a martini.
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Our minister announced that admission to a church social event would be $6.00 per person. “However, if you’re over 65,” he said, “the price will be only $5.50.” From the back of the congregation, a woman’s voice rang out, “Do you really think I’d give you that information to save 50 cents?
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There once was a lawyer who was so fanatical about his golf game that he used to play every day. One morning he had played the first hole and was just about to tee off the second, when he saw the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen putting on the first. The lawyer waited until the woman had reached the second tee and asked if she would like to join him and they could finish the round together. To…
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Three contractors were touring the White House on the same day. One was from New York, another from Missouri, and the third from Florida. At the end of the tour, the guard asked them what they did for a living. When they each replied that they were contractors, the guard said, “Hey, we need one of the rear fences redone. Why don’t you guys look at it and give me a bid.” So to the back fence they went. First…
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U.S. journalist and politician Horace Greeley was renowned for his illegible handwriting. He once wrote a note to a member of his staff on the New York Tribune, dismissing him for gross negligence of duty. Meeting Greeley several years later, the journalist told his former chief how useful his note of dismissal had proved. “I took it with me,” he said. “Nobody could read it, so I declared it a letter of recommendation, gave it my own interpretation, and obtained…
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Two cab drivers met. “Hey,” asked one, “what’s the idea of painting one side of your cab red and the other side blue?” “Well,” the other responded, “when I get into an accident, you should see how all the witnesses contradict each other.”
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There were two guys in a locker room and the one guy noticed the other guy had a cork in his ass. So the guy said, “Sir, is that a cork in your ass?” The other guy replied saying “Well, yes it is.” He said, “I was in my house cleaning it up and I saw this magic lamp. So I picked it up and rubbed it. All of a sudden a genie popped out. The genie said I will…
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Elon Musk, the entrepreneurial titan usually found launching rockets or revolutionizing electric cars, has apparently found his latest nemesis: a cartoon character in a children’s show. A recently resurfaced clip from Dead End: Paranormal Park led the billionaire to rally his loyal followers, encouraging them to cancel their Netflix subscriptions. ? It seems even space-faring moguls aren’t immune to the dramatic pitfalls of animated storylines! ? Who knew a kids’ show character could spark such an epic, subscription-halting battle? Leer…
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Iran’s President: Tehran’s Thirsty, Sinking, So We’re Just Going to Move the Entire Capital! Apparently, when your bustling city of 10 million people starts guzzling a quarter of the nation’s water and literally sinking into the ground, there’s only one logical conclusion: pack up the capital and find a new spot! ? President Masoud Pezeshkian claims Iran has ‘no choice’ but to relocate Tehran to the south, citing an epic trifecta of over-expansion, water scarcity, and ground subsidence as the…
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