Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Yo mama so black she polish her shoes with her bare hands. Yo mama so black when she put lotion on she look like patent leather. Yo mama so black she spits oil. Yo mama so black she poops charcoal. Yo mama so black she looks like a klondike bar. Yo mama so black she was mixed when she was born, her dad black, her mama black as hell. Yo mama so black her nose looks like two tires yo…
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Sometimes, during a booze-filled weekend, I get to feeling kinda ashamed about all the beer I drink. Then I look deeply into my glass and I start thinking about the workers in the brewery, and about all their hopes and dreams. “If I didn’t drink this beer,” I think, “those poor people might be out of work, and all their dreams would be shattered.” So I say to myself, “It is better that I drink this beer and let their…
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And the Lord spoke to Noah and said: “In six months I’m going to make it rain until the whole earth is covered with water and all the evil people are destroyed. But I want to save a few good people, and two of every kind of living thing on the planet. I am ordering you to build an Ark.” And in a flash of lightning he delivered the specifications for an Ark. “OK,” said Noah, trembling in fear and…
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After Quasimodo’s death, the bishop of the cathedral of Notre Dame sent word through the streets of Paris that a new bellringer was needed. The bishop decided that he would conduct the interviews personally and went up into the belfry to begin the screening process. After observing several applicants demonstrate their skills, he decided to call it a day when a lone, armless man approached him and announced that he was there to apply for the bellringer’s job. The bishop…
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January 10: It’s 5pm. It’s starting to snow. The first of the season and the first one we’ve seen in many years. The wife and I took our hot buttered rums and sat by the picture window watching the snow flakes drift down, clinging to the trees and covering the ground. It was so pristine and beautiful. Things could not be any better. January 11: We awoke to a lovely blanket of crystal white snow covering the landscape. What a…
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Bidding for various objects was proceeding furiously, when the auctioneer suddenly announced, “A gentleman in this room has lost a wallet containing $10,000. If it is returned, he will pay a reward of $2,000.” There was a moment’s silence, and then from the back of the room came the cry: “Two Thousand Five Hundred!!!”
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An Irish bloke goes to the doctor: “Dactor, it’s me ahrse. I’d loik ya ta teyhk a look, if ya woot”. So the doctor gets him to drop his pants and takes a look. “Incredible”. he says, “there is a $20 note lodged up here”. Tentatively he eases the twenty out of the man’s bottom, and then a $10 note appears. “This is amazing” exclaims the Doctor “What do you want me to do?” “Well fur gadness sake teyhk it…
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A man always sees a beautiful woman in a bar every night but he’s just too shy to talk to her. After 2 weeks he finally works up enough courage to make his move. “No, thank you,” she says politely, “This is going to sound rather old-fashioned, but I’m keeping myself pure until I find the right guy.” “That must be hard,” said the man. “Oh I don’t mind,” said the woman, “but my husband doesn’t like it much.”
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Jack bought a pair of polly wolly spit shine boots. So Jack went to a dance and asked Cindy to dance. She said yes, and Jack said “I bet your wearing purple underwear. She said, “How did you know?” “I just looked at my polly wolly spit shine boots,” said Jack. Then he asked Mindy to dance, and he said, “I bet your wearing red underwear.” She asked how he knew. He said, “I just looked at my polly wolly…
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Friends of ours invited my wife and me out to dinner. Although it turned out to be a topless restaurant, my wife was a pretty good sport and pretended to enjoy the evening. On the way home, though, even the defrosters at full force couldn’t keep the windshield from icing over on her side of the car. “Awww, come on,” I said. “It wasn’t THAT bad.” “Your ordering what you did didn’t help matters,” she said, fuming. “What?” I replied.…
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