Co ed Jokes - page 256

Children’s books that never quite made it into circulation “You Are Different and That’s Bad” “Dad’s New Wife Timothy” “Pop! Goes The Hamster….And Other Great Microwave Games” “Testing Homemade Parachutes Using Household Pets” “The Hardy Boys, the Barbie Twins, and the Vice Squad” “Babar Meets the Taxidermist” “Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence” “The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables” “Start a Real-Estate Empire With the Change From Your Mom’s Purse” “The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy” “Things…

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Fred was a tired, overworked traveling salesman who’d been making sales calls all day and hadn’t even stopped for lunch. At about four o’clock he pulled into the crowded parking lot of a large plaza, thinking he could get a bite in the food court. He circled around several times looking for a parking space when he finally spied one close to the entrance. He was carefully backing in when a young guy driving a Porche, who obviously saw Fred,…

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There was a drunken man in a building complex, frantically knocking on people’s doors. A lady answered, “Who is it?” The drunk replied,”EXCUSE ME! IS YOUR HUSBAND HOME?” The lady replied from behind the door, “Yes he is, can I help you?” The drunk said, “No thanks!” When he knocked on the next door, a woman behind the door answered, “May I help you?” The drunk said,”EXCUSE ME, IS YOUR HUSBAND HOME?” The woman answered, “No, he’s not back from…

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