Car Repair Rip Off
Blonde Sally told her friend, “I was worried that my mechanic might try to rip me off, so I was relieved when he told me all I needed was blinker fluid.”
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Blond Jokes - page 41
Finding the Wife
A couple went shopping at the mall. They decided to go their separate ways when the husband realized his wife was gone for several hours and didn’t meet him at their appointed meeting place. Tired of looking for her, he decided to sit by a beautiful blonde on the mall bench. He smiled and offered to light her cigarette and said, “Talk to me…Quick!!!” She said, “Why?” “Because everytime I am talking to a beautiful woman, my wife appears!”
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How do you get a blonde out of a submarine? Knock on the door. How do you get a blonde out of a submarine for the second time? Knock on the window.
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The Movies
Two blondes are sitting in a movie theater: Blonde one: Hey the guy next to me is jerking off!! Blonde two: Just ignore him. Blonde one: I can’t, he’s using my hand!!!
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Salesman’s Day
The dildo salesman walked up to the door of a beautiful white woman and knocked. He showed her the dildos in his case and she purchased a large black one. At the next home he was greeted by a beautiful black woman who, after looking over the dildos in his case, purchased a large white one. At the third door he knocked and a beautiful blonde came to the door. She looked in his case and said, “Oh, I’ll take…
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Square Chests
Q. Why do blondes have square chests? A. They forgot to take the tissue out of the box.
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HOW DO YOU TEACH A BLONDE MATH? ADD A BED, SUBTRACT HER CLOTHES, DIVIDE HER LEGS AND HOPE SHE DOES’NT MUTIPLY.
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The Wave
Q.Why is “The Wave” no longer permitted in stadiums? A. Because 2 blondes drowned
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Death Row
A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde are all on death row. The brunette is taken into the execution room. The executioner asks her if she has any last words. She said no. He aims the gun at her and she yells “snowstorm!” And everyone runs away and she escapes. The redhead is taken into the room and asked if she has any last words. She says no. The executioner points the gun at her and she yells “tornado!” Everyone…
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Empty Beer Bottles
Why does the blonde keep empty beer bottles in her refrigerator? They’re for her guests who don’t drink.
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