Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
There were these two blondes walking in a forest then one of them said, “Look, there’s deer tracks,” and the other one said “No, those are moose tracks,” so they argued and argued and they were still arguing when the train hit them.
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A guy boards his plane for Pittsburg and sits down in his seat. He immediately notices that the guy next to him has a black eye. He says to him, “Hey this is a coincidence, we both have black eyes. Do you mind if I ask you how you got yours?” The other guy replies, “Well, it just happened. It was a tongue twister accident. See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the hugest breasts…
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It’s a sunny afternoon on a summer day. A blonde is seen in front of K-Mart in a shopping mall. She is visibly flustered and sweating profusely. People in the stores have been watching her in almost the same place for hours. Every now and then she’s been asking shoppers – ‘Could you tell me the time please?’ She hears the answer and mutters – ‘How can this happen?’ Finally she meets a kind old lady and asks her the…
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Why are all dumb blonde jokes one liners???? So men can understand them…
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Why can’t blondes be cowgirls? They can’t keep their calves together.
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A blonde was speeding down the highway when she was stopped by an officer. “Please, officer, let me go!” she cried. Admiring the blonde’s body, the officer said, “I’ll only let you go if you give me a little hanky-panky.” Confused, the blonde asked, “Which TeleTubby is that?”
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A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and landed on “Science & Nature.” Her question was, “If you are in a vacuum, and someone calls your name, can you hear it?” She thought for a time and then asked, “Is it on or off?”
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There was this guy walking down the street, when right in front of him, and coming his way, was his ex-wife. He could not walk across the street; there was just no way to avoid bumping into her and the younger man on her arm. Being startled at the chance meeting, she stammered, “W- well, hello Fred!” He tried a courteous, “Hi Martha! and how have you been sinc–” Bolstering up somewhat, and with pride of her young, blonde, good…
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3 women escaped from prison, a blonde, brunette, and a red head. They sneak into a hayloft for the night. The brunette finds three gunny sacks and the girls put them over themselves. The sheriff comes to the hayloft and tells the deputy to go check it out. He finds the three gunny sacks on the floor and wants to know what is in them. He kicks the first one, the brunette and she quickly says, “bow wow”. So the…
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Two blondes were driving down the highway to Dallas. They saw a sign that read: “Clean bathrooms every 5 miles” So they scrubbed the sinks and the stalls every 5 miles for the rest of their trip.
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