Yo mama Jokes

Yo mama is so stupid that she dialed 911 on the microwave. Yo mama is so stupid she stole free bread. Yo mama is so stupid she got locked in a Grocery store and starved. Yo mama is so stupid she got locked in the Bathroom and peeded in her pants.

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yo mama sooo nasty I went over to her house and ask what’s for dinner she open her legs and said “Crabs.”

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1) Yo momma’s so fat she’s got more crack than Harlem! 2) Yo momma’s so stupid she tried to take a Chia pet for a walk! 3) Yo momma’s so stupid she thought Hamburger Helper came with somebody! 4) Yo momma’s arm pits are so hairy she looks like she has Don King in a headlock! 5) Yo momma’s so cheap she charged admission to the Thanksgiving dinner! 6) Yo momma’s so stupid she tried to study for a blood…

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Yo mama is so black… she can play a Ninja naked.

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Yo mama is so fat last time she saw 90210 it was on the bathroom scale!!!!

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Yo mama is like a frying pan, everyone gets to stick their meat in.

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Yo mama so fat, she would have been in E.T except when she biked accross the full moon she caused an eclipse!!!!!

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YO MOMMA SO STUPID… Yo momma so stupid, she studied for a drug test! Yo momma so stupid, she thought, “Wu Tang” was an African orange drink! Yo momma so stupid she hears it’s chilly outside so she gets a bowl. Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved! Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order! Yo momma so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone! Yo momma…

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Your mama is so stupid she tried to drown a fish. Your mama is so stupid she tried to throw a bird off a cliff.

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