Yo mama Jokes - page 4

Ya mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

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Yo mama so dumb I told her to look around for a thesaurus and she say I thought dinosaurs were extinct.

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Yo mama so stupid she sat on the t.v. to watch the couch. Yo mama breath stank so bad when she exhales her teeth duck. Yo mama so ugly she make onions cry.

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Yo family is so poor, i was at your house and i had to use the bathroom, and your mama said “third bucket on the left.” Yo family is so poor, i stepped on a cigarette in the floor, and your mama said “who turned down the heat?” Yo family is so poor, i was riding on a skateboard i found in your front yard, and your mama came out and said, “get off the family car!” Yo mama is…

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Yo Mama’s like a hardware store. Five cents for a screw!

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Yo mama so ugly, yo papa takes her to work so he don’t need to kiss her goodbye!

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* Your mama so skinny her nipples touch. * Your Mama feet so big she went into a shoe store and asked for a size eleven box. * Your Mama so fat when she ran away from home they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

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yo mama so black, when she gets out of her car the oil light comes on.

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