Your Momma is a lot like…
Your Momma’s a lot like a Field Goal… She’s good!!! Your Momma’s a lot like 1-800-COLLECT, Fast, Easy, Cheap! Your Momma’s a lot like Sprint, 15 cents a minute! Your Momma’s a lot like Hostess Chips, She’s the stuff!!!
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Your Momma’s a lot like a Field Goal… She’s good!!! Your Momma’s a lot like 1-800-COLLECT, Fast, Easy, Cheap! Your Momma’s a lot like Sprint, 15 cents a minute! Your Momma’s a lot like Hostess Chips, She’s the stuff!!!
Your momas so nasty that when she does the splits she gets stuck to the floor
your momma is so nasy she passes out free potatoe chips Yellin”FREE LAYS”
your momma is so fat when she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
Your momma ain’t got no hands, your father ain’t got no eyes, and your mother told your father she was going to smack him and your father said, “I wanna see you do it.”
your momma so black the only difference between her and midnight is 11:59 your momma so black she gotta wear white gloves when eating tootsie rolls, so she wont chew her damn fingers off
Your momma’s glasses are so thick, she looked at a map & saw people waving!