The funniest new yo momma fat joke EVERRR!!!!!
Your moma’s so fat, When she bent over, astronauts looked down from space and thought they discovered a new planet.
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Ur momma Jokes - page 2
yo momma
Your momas teeth so rottin, When she smile her teeth look likie dice!
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Momma and fatness
Your momma’s so fat that instead of perfume she uses room deodorizer! Your momma’s so fat that she stepped on a dog’s tail and now we call him “Beaver”!
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Yo Momma so fat
(this has got to be the best yo momma joke around) *yo momma so fat, she got mo rolls than the pillsbury dough boy.
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MAD stupid jokes!
Your momma is so stupid, she thought hamburger helper came with another person. Your so stupid, you think Federal Express is a branch of the government. Your father is so dumb, he went to an LA Clippers game to get a haircut. Your mother is so stupid, she thinks Olde Engkish 800 is a college course. Your mother is so stupid, she tired to drown herself in a car pool. your mother is so stupid, she put your brother in…
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Helpful Southernisms
Exclamations: “Well, knock me down and steal muh teeth!” “Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit.” “Ahm fixin ta do that” Threats: “I’ll slap you so hard, your clothes will be outta style.” “This’ll jar your preserves.” “Don’t you be makin’ me open up uh can uh whup-ass on ya!” Good Things/Compliments: “Cute as a sack full of puppies” “If things get any better, I may have to hire someone to help me enjoyit.” “Gooder’n grits” The Weather:…
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You’re so ugly
You’re so ugly that when you were little, your momma carried you upside down for two years and couldn’t tell the difference.
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Titties
your momma tits are so small your daddy where the bra in the family
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Yo mamma — THE LIST
YO MAMMA IS SO FAT ?Yo momma so fat her nickname is “DAMN!” ?Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks. ?Yo momma so fat we’re in her right now ?Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise ?Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone ?Yo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors ?Yo mamma so fat you have to roll over twice to get off…
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