Monica Jokes - page 3

Q: How come Monica Lewinsky’s cheeks are so puffy? A: She’s withholding evidence.

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Q: Why does Monica never miss going to church? A: She can not pass up a chance to get on her knees.

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Q: What does Monica and Lucille Ball have in common? A: They both like Cubans.

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Monica was called to testify in the Clinton Impeachment Trial — the Senators wanted a blow by blow account of what happened in the Oval Office.

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What is the difference between Monica Lewinsky and a coke machine? They both have a slot that says, “Insert Bill Here”.

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Seeing Monica Lewinski at the movies; “Down in front!” takes on a whole new meaning.

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If the DNA test on Monica Lewinsky’s dress shows the stain to be fruit juice, does that mean that President Clinton can be imPEACHed?

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Q: How are Monica’s dress and transvestite sailors different? A: With the sailors it’s a dress on the seamen.

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What is green, has four legs, and smells like Monica Lewinsky? The White House pool table!!!!

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