Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
As Air Force One prepares to land, the captain makes his customary request over the loudspeaker: “Mr. President, would you please return the Flight Attendant to her upright position and prepare to land?” A reporter asked Clinton one day, “Was Monica lying?” Clinton responded, “No, she was on her knees.” Q: Why does Hillary want to have sex with Bill every day at 5 am? A: She wants to make sure that she is the FIRST lady. Q: What is…
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Q: How are Monica Lewinsky and the Bermuda Triangle alike? A: They both swallow a lot of seamen.
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Q. What did Bill Clinton say to Monica Lewinsky? A. I told you to lick my erection not wreck my election!!!
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Sing the song below to the tune of “Summer Lovin’” from the musical “Grease.” Bill: “Summer intern, had me a blast” Monica: “White house intern, happened so fast” Bill: “Met a girl, crazy for me” Monica: “Met the prez, down on my knees” Bill: “Summer days sucking away but, oh oh, those summer nights” Investigation Committee: “Well, ah.. well, ah….well, ah UH! Tell us more, tell us more” Linda Tripp: “Try to remember your best” Investigation Committee: “Tell us more,…
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Why are English people more civilized than Americans? Because they only have to get down on ONE knee when they meet the leader of their country.
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Monica Lewinsky goes into her dry cleaners and says to the clerk, “I need this stain taken out of my dress.” The clerk says, “Come, again!”
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Father Ralf was the new initiate at St. Clures. The old priest, Father Patrick, was getting worn out by confessional and wanted a game of golf. He had put up a big sign to guide Father Ralf: “Do it yourself confessional – Spitting=1 Hail Mary; lying=2 Hail Marys” and so on. He said to father Ralf, “I’m off to golf now, you look after confession – just follow the chart & everything will be fine.” Ralf had a quiet morning…
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What do you get when you put Monica Lewinsky and Tonto in a car together? A blown engine.
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Q: What did Monica do at the White house? A: Bill Clinton.
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What’s the difference between Lee Harvey Oswald and Monica Lewinsky. Lee Harvey only blew the President once!
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