Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Early one morning Monica Lewinsky got a call from Playboy magazine. They wanted her to be in the next month’s centerfold. “Only one catch,” they said, “you’ll have to get your love handles chopped off.” She went to the doctor’s office and said to him, “I need these love handles chopped off so I can be in Playboy’s new centerfold.” He said, “Right away,” and gave her some gas to put her to sleep. Two hours later she woke up,…
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Monica Lewinsky goes into her dry cleaners and says to the clerk, “I need this stain taken out of my dress.” The clerk says, “Come, again!”
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Q. What does Monica Lewinsky keep in her pocket? A. A Wad of Bill’s
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Q: What is the differance between Monica Lewinsky and a shop vac? A: The shop vac sucks it all up without getting any on its dress.
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Two guys were talking about Bill Clinton’s impending impeachment vote, by the full US Congress. The first one remarked, “I don’t feel that he should be kicked out of office, for doing what 41% of all American males do.” “You mean that 41% of all American males cheat on their women?” said the second. “No,” replied the first, “I mean that 41% of all American males have received a blow job from Monica Lewinsky.
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Q: How are Monica Lewinsky and the Bermuda Triangle alike? A: They both swallow a lot of seamen.
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Q. What did Bill Clinton say to Monica Lewinsky? A. I told you to lick my erection not wreck my election!!!
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Q: What is common between Monica Lewinsky and Asama Bin Laden ? A: They are both screwed by Bill Clinton.
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What do you get when you put Monica Lewinsky and Tonto in a car together? A blown engine.
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What’s the difference between Lee Harvey Oswald and Monica Lewinsky. Lee Harvey only blew the President once!
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