Monica lewinsky Jokes - page 6

The other day President Clinton paid Monica Lewinsky the nicest compliment…”My dear, you have the prettiest set of teeth I’ve come across.”

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What did Bill Clinton say to Monica Lewinsky before she went down on him? Answer: “Paper or plastic”?

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What did Bill Clinton say about Monica Lewinsky? She’s the prettiest face I’ve ever come across.

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Did you know they’re having a hard time with the DNA on Monica Lewinsky’s dress…. It seems everyone in Arkansas has the same DNA! ——- You know how Bill & Hillary met don’t you?….. They dated the same girl in college! ——- Did you hear Hillary is now getting up at 4 AM every morning?…… She stated the she is going to be the First Lady!

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Q: Whats the difference between Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky? A: Bill can’t come clean, and Monica can’t clean cum!

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A man walks into a tee shirt store. There are three shirts on display. The first has a picture of Richard Nixon with a white mustache. Below the picture, its title says, “Got Milk.” The second tee shirt has a picture of Ronald Reagan with a white mustache. It is entitled, “Forgot Milk.” The third tee shirt has a picture of Monica Lewinsky with a white mustache on it. It is entitled, “Not Milk.”

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Mr Starr: I am Starr. Starr I are. I’m a brilliant barri-star. I’m here to ask, as you’ll soon see, Did you grope Miss Lew-in-sky? Did you grope her in your house? Did you grope beneath her blouse? Did she give you gifts and ties? And were you spied by prying eyes? Mr Clinton: I did not do that here or there! I did not do that anywhere! I did not do that in a chair! I went not near…

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