Monica bill Jokes

Q: what do Monica Luinski and a Coke machine have incommon? A: they both say insert Bill here Bill used to play the saxiphone but know he plays the HORMONICA

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Two guys were talking about Bill Clinton’s impending impeachment vote, by the full US Congress. The first one remarked, “I don’t feel that he should be kicked out of office, for doing what 41% of all American males do.” “You mean that 41% of all American males cheat on their women?” said the second. “No,” replied the first, “I mean that 41% of all American males have received a blow job from Monica Lewinsky.

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As Air Force One prepares to land, the captain makes his customary request over the loudspeaker: “Mr. President, would you please return the Flight Attendant to her upright position and prepare to land?” A reporter asked Clinton one day, “Was Monica lying?” Clinton responded, “No, she was on her knees.” Q: Why does Hillary want to have sex with Bill every day at 5 am? A: She wants to make sure that she is the FIRST lady. Q: What is…

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Q. What did Bill Clinton say to Monica Lewinsky? A. I told you to lick my erection not wreck my election!!!

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Sing the song below to the tune of “Summer Lovin’” from the musical “Grease.” Bill: “Summer intern, had me a blast” Monica: “White house intern, happened so fast” Bill: “Met a girl, crazy for me” Monica: “Met the prez, down on my knees” Bill: “Summer days sucking away but, oh oh, those summer nights” Investigation Committee: “Well, ah.. well, ah….well, ah UH! Tell us more, tell us more” Linda Tripp: “Try to remember your best” Investigation Committee: “Tell us more,…

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Q. What does Monica Lewinsky keep in her pocket? A. A Wad of Bill’s

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Bill walks into a downtown bar in Washington and there’s a band playing. He goes up to the band at a break and asks if he can play his saxophone in the band. The band leader says no. Bil says, “Please can I play my sax?” Again the band leader says no. Bill says, “I’m the President, you have to let me play!” The band gets mad and says, “No, now get out of here.” Bill turns around and starts…

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Hillary Rodham Clinton, role model for women who scare their husbands into cheating everywhere, has decided to have a trial separation from hubby Bill. She reportedly said that she has enough embarassment from living through a year long scandal, woman after woman, a rape charge, and having to watch Bill run to McDonalds in those really tight shorts. Hillary decided to separate herself from Bill, after trying for 17 years to separate him from evey other woman in Arkansas. She…

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Mc Donalds 555-7712 *Paula 555-3258 **Linda 555-6598 Hardees 555-8877 Rib Crib 555-4123 Pizza Hut 555-7413 Escorts-R-Us 555-3298 The Bong Barn 555-9513 ***Monica 555-3589

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According to the Starr Report, Monica’s nickname for Bill was “Handsome.” Bill’s nickname for Monica? “My little humidor”

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