Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
One day, Monica Lewinsky died and went to Hell. Later that day, Clinton died and went to Hell also. He met Satan and Satan said to him, “You have three choices of eternal punishment.” He opened up the first door and there were people walking around in the flames, screaming in pain. Bill said, “I really don’t like that one much.” Satan showed him what was behind another door and there were people whose heads were chopped off and put…
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Recently, a radio talk show host in Portland, Ore., asked her audience to come up with an official name for the new Clinton $1.7 million house in Chappaqua, New York. Her call-in contest required the names to be in relatively good taste, original, and should capture the essence of one or both of the Clintons. The response was overwhelming! Some names nominated for the Clinton’s new home included: Perjurers’ Palace HillBilly Villa The House of Bill’s Repute Drawers Downs Cheatem…
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When asked why Monica was pursuing the case against Bill, she replied, “He made me get on my knees, now I’m putting him on his knees.”
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President Bill Clinton did not commit perjury when he testified before the grand jury about his relationship with Monica Lewinsky. He told the grand jury in those proceedings ” I believe that Monica Lewinsky has one of the prettiest smiles I’ve ever come acoss ” according to court records.
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One day the President called Monica Lewinsky into the Oval Office. When she entered, the President asked Monica, “Would you like to see my clock?” “Um, sure.” Monica said. With that Bill unzipped his fly and took out his “little william”. “That’s not a clock!” Monica screamed. “It will be once I get two hands and a face on it.”
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Q: What do you see when you look in Monica Lewinsky’s underwear? A: A wad of Bill’s
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What did Bill Clinton say to Monica Lewinsky before she went down on him? Answer: “Paper or plastic”?
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Q: What does Monica Lewinsky and a soda machine have in common? A: They both have a slot that says insert bill here.
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Did you know they’re having a hard time with the DNA on Monica Lewinsky’s dress…. It seems everyone in Arkansas has the same DNA! ——- You know how Bill & Hillary met don’t you?….. They dated the same girl in college! ——- Did you hear Hillary is now getting up at 4 AM every morning?…… She stated the she is going to be the First Lady!
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Q: Whats the difference between Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky? A: Bill can’t come clean, and Monica can’t clean cum!
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