Michael Jackson
Q: Why did Michael Jackson go to Wal-Mart? A: He heard boys pants were half off.
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Michael Jackson vs. Greyhound
What do Michael Jackson and a greyhound have in common? They both wait for the hare to come.
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Michael Jackson’s bedtime
Q. How can Michael Jackson’s son tell when it is bedtime? A. When the big hand touches the little hand.
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Michael Jackson and a grocery bag
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is dangerous for kids to play with and made of plastic, the other is used to take out groceries.
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Michael Jackson
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag? A: The one is white, made of plastic and dangerous to children, in the other one you put your groceries.
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Some Old, Some New, All Bad
Q: What’s the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scotsman? A: One says “Hey, you, get off of my cloud.” The other says, “Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe.” Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? A: One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with…. the other is used to carry groceries. Q: How do you recycle toilet paper? A: Hang it on the wall and bash the…
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Knock knock
Knock knock Who’s there? Little Boy Blue Litle Boy Blue, Who? Michael Jackson
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the way they are…
Each year the staff at Beloit College in Wisconsin puts together a list to try to give the faculty a sense of the mindset of that year’s incoming freshmen. Here’s this year’s list: **************************************** 1. The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were born in 1980. 2. They have no meaningful recollection of the Reagan Era and did not know he had ever been shot. 3. They were prepubescent when the Persian Gulf War was waged.…
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A Perfect Day…
THE PERFECT DAY – FOR HER -8.15 Wake up to hugs and kisses -8.30 Weigh in 2Kg lighter than yesterday -8.45 Breakfast in bed, freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants; open presents – expensive jewelery chosen by thoughtful partner -9.15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil -10.00 Light work out at club with handsome funny personal trainer -10.30 Facial, manicure, shampoo, condition, blow dry -12.00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor cafe -12.45 Catch sight of husband/ boyfriend’s…
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Who is God?
Who Is God? The little kid comes to his father: Kid: Daddy, is God a man or a woman? Dad: Both son, God is both. After a while the kid comes again: Kid: Daddy, is God black or white? Dad: (after thinking for a while) Both darling, both. After a few minutes the kid comes again: Kid: Daddy, is Michael Jackson God?
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