New Burger
Did you hear that McDonald’s has a new burger called the McMichael Jackson burger. Its ingredients include old meat between fresh young buns.
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Did you hear that McDonald’s has a new burger called the McMichael Jackson burger. Its ingredients include old meat between fresh young buns.
There once was a boy named Little Jonny. One day he ask his dad if God was black or white? His dad said, “Well, God is a little bit of both.” The next day Jonny ask his dad if God was a man or a wamon? His dad said, “Well, the way they say it, God is a little bit of both.” Then Little Jonny ask is dad, “Is GOD MICHAEL JACKSON?”
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