Man watch Jokes

One day a man was out dynamite fishing, and on the shore was the game warden watching him. The warden waited till the fisher came back to shore for a break, and asked the man, “Would you like to go back out fishing tonight?” “Sure,” the man replied and after an hour or so the two went back out together. The fisherman lights a stick of dynamite, throws it out it to the water and immediately after, the warden said,…

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A tourist in a strange town notices that her watch is broken. She starts looking for a repair shop. After a long and frustrating search she finds herself in an area where many shop signs are in Hebrew. Finally, she notices that one of the stores has all kinds of clocks and watches ticking merrily in the window. She walks into the shop and puts her watch on the counter in front of the proprietor. “Would you please repair this…

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A blind man was standing on the corner of a street with his dog when all of a sudden, the dog raises its leg and starts to relieve itself on the man’s trouser leg. The man reaches into his pocket and takes out a doggie biscuit. A woman who had been watching the whole thing runs up to him and says, “You shouldn’t do that. He’ll never learn anything if you reward him when he does something like that!” The…

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A blind man was standing on a corner waiting for the traffic signal to change so he could cross the street. A stray dog comes walking up to him, hoisted his leg and urinates on the blind man’s pant leg. The blind man then reaches into a paper sack and brings out a cookie and holds it down to the dog. Another pedestrian who was watching this says to the blind man, “Good lord, you’re not going to reward that…

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Dave is struggling through the Dallas airport terminal with two huge and obviously heavy suitcases when a man stops him and says “Pardon me, do you have the time?” Dave sighs, puts down the suitcases and glances at his wrist. “It’s a quarter to three”, he says. “Thanks, that’s a pretty fancy watch”, says the man. Dave smiles. “Yes, I invented it. Check this out.”, and he shows him a time zone display, not just for every time zone on…

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There is this cop who is running low on his quota for the month and decides to check out one of the rowdier bars in town to catch some drunks. So, he’s waiting outside when about closing time this guy walks out, staggering, and falls down on the sidewalk. The cop is thinking, “boy, he’s drunk, this will be a good arrest.” The drunk guy crawls to his car, fiddles with his keys for about 30 minutes until he finds…

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