Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
I have a friend who always seemed to lean slightly to the left all the time. So I suggested he see a doctor and have his legs checked out. For years, he refused…told me I was crazy! But last week, he finally went and, sure enough, the doctor discovered his left leg was a quarter of an inch shorter than his right. After a quick bit of orthopedic surgery, he was cured, and both legs are exactly the same length…
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One day a girl went to the doctor’s office to get a physical. When she took off her shirt the doctor noticed an “A” imprinted on her stomach. So, he said to the girl, “Why in the world is there an “A” on your stomach?” The girl replied, “Well, my boyfriend came home from Arizona State College to visit me, and we got at it so hard his sweatshirt left it on my stomach. The doctor was amazed!! Then, the…
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What did the blonde’s left leg say to her right? Nothing, they have never met.
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What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing, they’ve never met!
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Dear Mom and Dad: It has now been three months since I left for college. I have been remiss in writing this and I am very sorry for my thoughtlessness in nothaving written before. I will bring you up to date now, but before youread on, please sit down. YOU ARE NOT TO READ ANY FURTHER UNLESS YOU ARE SITTING DOWN. OKAY! Well then, I am getting along pretty well now. The skull fracture and the concussion I got when…
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What did the blonde’s right leg say to her left leg? Nothing they’ve never met!!!!
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What do you call a man with no arms & no legs on your porch? Mat What do you call a man with no arms & no legs in your mail box? Bill What do you call a man with no arms & no legs on your kitchen stove? Stu What do you call a man with no arms & no legs water skiing? Skip What do you call a man with no arms & no legs on your wall?…
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My son, Mark, was only 5 feet, 8 inches tall when he left for college in the fall. He worked through the Christmas holidays and didn’t return home again until the February break. When he got off the plane, I was stunned at how much taller he looked. Measuring him at home, I discovered he now stood at 5 feet, 11 inches. My son was as surprised as I. “Couldn’t you tell by your clothes that you’d grown?” I asked…
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Q:What did the blonde`s right leg say to the left???!!! A:Between you and me we can make a lot of money!!!
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A farmer is sitting in a bar getting drunk. The bartender walks up to him and says, “You know, I’ve seen some pretty sad faces in my time but yours takes the cake.” “Some things you just can?t explain.” replied the farmer. “Tell me about it.” said the bartender. “Well,” the farmer began, “this morning I was out milking the cow. Just as the bucket was getting full, the cow knocked it over with her right leg.” “Knocked the bucket…
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