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Do you know the difference between a Northern fairy tale and a Southern fairy tale? A Northern faiey tale starts out, “Once upon a time…” A Southern fairy tale starts out, “Ya’ll ain’t gonna b’lieve this shit…”

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Fairy Tales

When Chelsea Clinton was eight, Hillary was reading one of her favorite fairy tales. “Mommy,” asked Chelsea, “Do all fairy tales begin with ‘Once Upon a Time . . . ?’” “No, Dearest,” replied Hillary, “sometimes they start with ‘Darling, I have to work a little late at the office tonight . . . .’”

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What is the difference between a white fairy tale and a black fairy tale? A white fairy tale begins with, “Once Upon a Time…” and a black fairy tale begins with, “You Ain’t Gonna Believe Dis Shit Muthafucka…”

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Is That How It Really Happened?

Every night just before bedtime, Little Johnny listens to his father reading fairy tales. Having a deep sense of humor, his father usually ad-libs some parts of the fairy tales just for fun. One day, Little Johnny is in class listening to the teacher reading the story of the Three Little Pigs. The teacher reads, “… and the little pig met a man pushing a wheelbarrow full of straw. So the little pig said to the man, ‘Excuse me, mister.…

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Things you wish you could say at work

Subject: phrases you wish you could say at work 1. Ahhh…I see the fuck-up fairy has visited us again… 2. I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce. 3. How about never? Is never good for you? 4. I see you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. 5. I’m really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me. 6. I’ll try being nicer if you’ll try…

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