Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
A lion was walking in the jungle and met up with a gazelle He jumped in front of it and with a roar asked, “Who is the King of the Jungle?” The gazelle replied, “It is you, my lord.” So the lion strutted away proudly. Then the lion met up with a monkey. Again with a roar, he asked, “Who is the King of the Jungle?” and the monkey replied, “Oh it is you, my lord.” Again the lion strutted…
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Q: Bill and Hillary Clinton are on a sinking ship. Who gets saved? A: The nation
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Two women were in a hair salon talking about their lives at home when the subject of flighty husbands came up. “It’s unbelievable,” one woman says. “I can never figure out where he goes at night.” “I know exactly what you mean,” says the other woman. “One second he’s in the house, and the next he’s gone without a trace.” “Well,” says a woman eavesdropping nearby. “I always know where my husband is.” “How do you manage that?” the other…
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Clinton died and went to heaven-or to be more accurate-approached the Pearly Gates. After knocking at the gates, St. Peter appeared. “Who goes there?” inquired St. Peter. “It’s me, Bill Clinton” “And what do you want?” asked St. Peter. “Lemme in!” replied Clinton. “Soooo,” pondered Peter. “What bad things did you do on earth?” Clinton thought a bit and answered, “Well, I smoked marijuana but you shouldn’t hold that against me because I didn’t inhale. I guess I had extra-marital…
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How did the Dairy Queen get pregnant? The Burger King forgot to wrap his Whopper!
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A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. “You aren’t so good in bed either!” he shouted and stormed off to work. By midmorning, he decided he’d better make amends and phoned home. After many rings, his wife picked up the phone. “What took you so long to answer?” “I was in bed.” “What were you doing in bed this late?” “Getting a second opinion.”
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Q: Three tampons are walking down the street, what do they say? A: Nothing, they are stuck up bitches
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Pat and Mike were drinking buddies for over 30 years. Pat is now on his death bed and says to Mike, “Mike, my friend, I would appreciate it if you could remember me after I am gone and every Friday, like we have for the past 30 years, could you pour some of the brew over my grave to remember me by.” Mike replies,”Pat, my Friend, I would be more than happy to do that for you, but would you…
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