Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Moose Hunting Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success. Finally, they came up with a foolproof plan. They got a very authentic female moose costume and learned the mating call of a female moose. The plan was to hide in the costume, lure the bull, then come out of the costume and shoot the bull. They set themselves up on the edge of a clearing, donned their costume and began to give the moose love call. Before long,…
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Q. Why do Scottish men wear kilts? A. Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away!!!
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One day this farm boy goes to town to buy a new rooster. While he is walking around town with his new rooster he sees a movie he would like to see, but he knows that they won’t let his rooster in . So he thinks, “I know, I’ll just put him in the bib of my overalls and they will just think I’m fat.” So he puts the rooster in his overalls, buys a ticket and goes in. Well,…
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Two men were sitting on a bench on the side of the road when two old ladies walked by. The ladies noticed that the two mens’ zippers were un-done and decided that they better inform them. The said, “Exuse me, but did you know that your zippers are un-done?” “Yes we did. Yesterday we sat here with our collars open and we got a stiff neck so we were going to see what would happen if we sat here with…
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Q: What do Clinton’s zipper and Denny’s have in common? A: They’re both open 24 hours.
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What has one hundred gold teeth and holds back a monster. My zipper.
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1. Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted! 2. Q: How do blonde braincells die? A: Alone. 3. Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? A: Pregnant. 4. Q: How do you brainwash a blonde? A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down. 5. Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette? A: Artificial intelligence. 6. Q: How does a blonde part their…
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5. “Hey baby let’s play house, you can be the screen door and I will slam you all day” 4. “Is that a mirror in your pants because I can already see myself in them.’ 3. “Let’s play army, you be the good guy and I will be the bad guy and you can blow me away.” 2. “How do you like your eggs…Scrambled, Over-Easy or Fertilized.” 1. “What has 20 teeth and holds back a Tiger? …My Zipper!!!”
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