Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Now I know that alot of people think that the chicken crossed the road for personal gain and self revalation or whatever else… But the real reason is simple. So ask yourself Why did the chicken cross the road? And realize that the only true answer to the question is this. To prove to the armadillo that it could be done.
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1) How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? Both of them. 2) Why did the man cross the road? He heard the chicken was a slut. 3) Why don’t women blink during foreplay? They don’t have time. 4) Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? Even at that stage they won’t stop to ask directions. 5) What do men and sperm have in common? They both have…
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Why did Barney cross the road????????????????????????? Because his dick was stuck in the chicken.
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Q. Why didn’t the chicken cross the road? A. Because there was a KFC on the other side.
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Q Why did the chewing gum cross the road? A Because it was stuck to the chicken’s foot!
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Dear Mom and Dad, Our scout master told us to write our parents in case you saw the flood on TV and got worried. We are OK. Only one of our tents and two sleeping bags got washed away. Luckily, none of us got drowned because we were all up on the mountain looking for Chad when it all happened. Oh yes, please call Chad’s mother and tell her he is OK. He can’t write because of the cast. I…
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