Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
An old geezer and his wife are out driving, when a police officer pulls him over. “What seems to be the trouble, young man?” asks the geezer. “Excuse me, Sir,” says the officer, “but didn’t you notice that your wife fell out of the car back there?” “Why, naw, I didn’t, Son. Thanks for telling me. I just thought I suddenly went deaf!”
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A rookie police officer was assigned to ride in a cruiser, with an experienced partner. As they were responding to a radio call, they observed a crowd, gathered at an intersection. The rookie officer rolls down his window and yells, “YOU WILL DISPERSE! NOW!” The crowd does nothing. The rookie steps out of his car, draws his service revolver and says, “YOU WILL LEAVE THIS AREA, IMMEDIATELY, OR BE SUBJECT TO ARREST! THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING!” The small crowd…
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There was a blonde driving down the center of the road going 100 mph. A police officer pulled her over. When she had finally stopped, the officer said, “License and Registration, please.” “It’s okay, Officer, I have a special license that allows me to drive this way,” she said, smiling. “That’s impossible!” the officer replied. “I’ve never heard of such a license.” The blonde reached into her purse and handed him her license. Astonished, the office said, “Just as I…
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