Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Three cowboys sat around a western campfire, each with that macho bravado we’ve come to expect from the American West and the American Cowboy. The first cowboy pipes up, “You know, a bull got loose in the corral today . . . gored six men to death before I wrestled him to the ground and slit his throat with my fingernail.” The second cowboy, not wanting to be bested, said. “Oh yeah, well just last week a rattler, six feet…
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Q. What’s the difference between a battery and a woman? A. A battery has a positive side.
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When watching the Clinton video, did you get the feeling of “deja vu”…..of watching something that you had just seen in a similar structure??? Well your brain never fails…….By reading below, you will see the remarkable similarities between the Clinton Video and the Titanic Video. Was this just by coincidence or much more? I will let you be the judge………. TITANIC VIDEO: $9.99 on Internet. CLINTON VIDEO: $9.99 on Internet. TITANIC VIDEO: Over 3 hours long. CLINTON VIDEO: Over 3…
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A new restaurant opened over the weekend and the owner’s friend sent over flowers to celebrate the opening. However, when the flowers arrived at the new restaurant, the owner took one look at the card which read, “Rest In Peace.” This so angered the owner that he called up the florist to complain. After the owner had told the florist about the obvious mistake and how angry he was, the florist said, “I’m really really sorry for what happened, sir.…
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Canadian Funnies You know you’re from Canada when … 1. You only know three spices: salt, pepper and ketchup. 2. You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit. 3. Canadian Tire on any Saturday is busier than the toy stores at Christmas. 4. You’ve taken your kids trick-or-treating in a blizzard. 5. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled in with snow. 6. You think sexy lingerie is tube-socks and a flannel nightie with…
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1. Yellow River by I. P. Daly 2. Antlers in the Treetop by Hoo Goosed the Moose 3. Chinese Population Explosion by Wee Fukem Yung 4. Under the Grandstands by Seymore Hiney 5. Spots on the Wall by Hoo Flung Dung 6. Crotch Rot by Itchey Scratchy 7. Running to the Bathroom by Willey Makit, edited by Betty Wont 8. Gas Attack by I. Fartmore
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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is dangerous for kids to play with and made of plastic, the other is used to take out groceries.
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A Texan went to Chicago and thought he would buy a new “city” outfit. He went into Marshall Fields and when asked by a sweet young woman if she could help him, answered, “Yes ma’am, ya see, I’m from Texas and I want to buy a complete outfit.” Well, her eyes lit up as she asked, “Where would you like to start?” “Well ma’am. How about a suit?” “Yes sir, what size?” “Size 53 … tall, ma’am.” “Wow, that’s really…
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What’s the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a buck-fifty, and deer nuts are under a buck.
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For years I lived in places with no trees, so I was thrilled to move to a home in a forest. When a tree shoot began to grow next to our front path, I was delighted, and I pampered the sapling by fertilizing, watering, and offering tender loving care. Yet it appeared to weaken. I poured out more fertilizer, but it still struggled for life. I was baffled. One evening when my room mate and I arrived home, she yanked…
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