talking tampons
Q: Three tampons are walking down the street, what do they say? A: Nothing, they are stuck up bitches
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Walking down the street Jokes - page 2
3 nuns, 2 strokes
Three nuns were walking down the street late at night, and a flasher pops out from behind a tree. He opens up his coat and bares all – total eyeful! Well, the first nun had a stroke. The second nun had a stroke. But the third nun – well, she didn’t even touch him!
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The Life of Dirty Johnny
A guy’s walking down the street and sees Dirty Johnny smoking a cigarette. He says, “Kid, you’re too young to smoke.” Johnny looks up and doesn’t say anything. The guy says, “How old are you?” Johnny says, “Six.” The guy says, “Six? When did you start smoking?” Johnny says, “Right after the first time I got laid.” The guy says, “Right after the first time you got laid? When was that?” Johnny says, “I don’t remember. I was drunk.”
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Black or Blue?
Julius and Irving, two very religious Jewish men, visited Marcus Pinkus the tailor to have new black suits made. When they went to pick up the suits, Julius looked at his suit very carefully; held it up to the light, walked over to the window and examined it more carefully and then proclaimed, “Marcus, this suit is navy blue. It’s not black!” “Trust me,” said Marcus, “it’s black!” “Irving, what do you think? Blue, or black?” asked Julius. “To tell…
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The Atoms
Two atoms were walking down the street the other day when they bumped into each other. “Ow, that hurts,” said the first atom. “Oh, I’m sorry,” the second atom apologized. “Are you okay?” “I think so,” replied the first atom. “But I lost a neutron!” “Are you sure?” asked the second atom. The first atom said, “I’m positive!”
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Magic Water
One day some kids were walking down the street, and they came upon what looked like a puddle of water. They wanted to know what it was for sure, so they got a handkerchief and drug it through the water, and in front of their eyes the handkerchief disappeared. So, they did it again, and again, and everytime it disappeared. So they said we have got some magic water here. We have got to go get the priest. So, the…
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Makeup
Two blondes were walking down the street when one of them finds a compact mirror. Look, said one of the blondes. That girl looks so fromiliar. Curious, the other blonde snatches it out of her hand and says” Stupid bitch! Thats me.”
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drunk joke #2
A drunk walking down the street, one foot on the curb, one on the street, one foot on the curb, one on the street, one foot on the curb, one on the street. A cop asked him, “Sir, are you drunk?” Drunk said, “THANK GOD, I THOUGHT I WAS CRIPPLED!”
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Who Gets the Dog?
A clergyman was walking down the street when he came upon a group of about a dozen boys, all of them between 10 and 12 years of age. The group surrounded a dog. Concerned lest the boys were hurting the dog, he went over and asked “What are you doing with that dog?” One of the boys replied, “This dog is just an old neighborhood stray. We all want him, but only one of us can take him home. So…
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No Fault, No Foul
There was this guy walking down the street, when right in front of him, and coming his way, was his ex-wife. He could not walk across the street; there was just no way to avoid bumping into her and the younger man on her arm. Being startled at the chance meeting, she stammered, “W- well, hello Fred!” He tried a courteous, “Hi Martha! and how have you been sinc–” Bolstering up somewhat, and with pride of her young, blonde, good…
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