Wa wa Jokes - page 287

It was a beautiful spring day as the mother and her 5 year old daughter strolled, hand-in-hand down the country lane…they picked wild flowers, watched the butterflies, and generally enjoyed their walk together. Soon, they came upon a pasture where a pair a horses were in the process of “mating”…the little girl stopped and pointed…”Mommy, what are those horseys doing?” she asked. Her mother was very embarrased, but she thought quickly… “Well,” she told her young daughter, “The horse on…

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As I boot up my PC, my modem dailing next to me, I ask the Lord, give me a sign…. Will I ever get on-line????? If you’d kindly let me through, I’ll byte no more than I can chew. I’ll surf the waves amid the Net, with my mouse, my loyal pet. And through each window I will see the websites that are offered me. Resisting any chat room’s lure, I’ll download only what is pure. If system errors don’t…

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In a nursing home: “Remember, Abe, when we were at war (WWII), and they gave us these pills so that we wouldn’t want to chase women?” “Yeah, I remember . . . .” “It seems that they finally have started working.”

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35 Fun Things to do When Driving 1. Have a friend ride in the back seat. Gagged. 2. Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Headbang. 3. Wear snorkel gear and hang fish around from the ceiling. 4. Two words: Chicken suit. 5. Write the words “Help me” on your back window in red paint. The more it looks like blood, the better. 6. Pay the toll for the car behind you. Watch in rearview mirror as toll collector…

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One day, John was masturbating when his dad came in the room. “Son, how many times have I told you not to do that? You’ll go blind.” “I’m over here, Dad.”

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