Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Overload A state cop was following a pickup truck down the road, when the guy in the truck suddenly stopped, got out, and banged all around on his canopy with a stick. He then got back in and went on down the road. In a little while he stopped again, got out, and banged all around on his canopy. This happened a number of times, and finally the cop caught up with the pickup and stopped him. The Officer asked…
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An inter-office softball game was held every year between the Marketing and Support Staff of one company. The Support Staff whipped the Marketing Department soundly. To show just “how” the Marketing Department earns their keep, they posted this memo on the bulletin board after the game: “The Marketing Department is pleased to announce that for the 1999 Softball Season, we finished in 2nd place, having lost but one game all year. The Support Department, however, had a rather dismal season,…
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Billionaire H. Ross Perot once commented on the “intelligence level” of Vice President Dan Quayle: “If you removed his brain from his head and tried to balance it on the edge of a razor blade, it would be equivalent to rolling a BB down the middle of an eight-lane divided highway.”
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After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, the manager described the job applicant to her boss as rather monosyllabic. Her boss said, “Really? Where is Monosyllabia?” Thinking that her boss was just kidding, the manager played along and said, “It is just south of Elbonia.” His face lighting up, her boss said, “Oh, you mean over by Croatia.”
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A man walks into a B.P service station and says to the clerk, “Can a B.P!” The clerk looks at him and says, “I dunno but a fish can fart – I know because I’ve seen bubbles come up to the warter!”
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A salesman’s car breaks down, so he asks a farmer to let him spend the night. The farmer then tells the salesman, “Well, if you’re not picky, you can spend the night in the barn.” The salesman agrees to do so. In the middle of the night, the salesman wakes up and is really thirsty, so he decides to get some milk from a cow. Soon, the farmer hears noises coming from the barn and goes to investigate. Upon entering…
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If you pull the wings off of a fly would you call it a walk?
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One day the teacher is explaining to her class about morals. She tells them about how her grandfather would raise chickens and that each morning, he would go out, gather the eggs, put them into cartons and carry them to the supermarket to sale. One day he ran out of cartons, so he put all his eggs into a basket, put the basket onto the back of his truck, and headed into town. Along the way, he hit a pothole,…
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A 5-year old girl came into the kitchen, where her Grandpa was, sat down in a chair, and started staring at him. Her Grandpa was reading the paper and finally realized that she was staring at him and he asked, ” Why are you staring at me, sweetie?” She answered, ” Well, I’m waiting for you to turn into a frog!” “So why do you think I’m going to turn into a frog?” inquired Grandpa. The little girl answered with…
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There was a farmer who had a little boy named Albert. One evening the farmer had to go to the barn to pull a calf. After working for several hours, the calf was born. When the farmer turned, Albert was standing behind him and had witnessed the entire incident. The farmer thought to himself how tired he was and how many questions Albert would have about what he had just witnessed. He just did not feel like talkin’ about the…
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