Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
A young man was sitting in a coffee bar enjoying a Don Pedro. He noticed the piano player sitting down to play a few numbers. As the piano player sat down, he couldn’t help noticing the piano players testicles hanging over the edge of the seat. The young man ignored this and continued enjoying his drink. As the night progressed, the young man got more and more irratated with this situation, he eventually got up and addressed the piano player.…
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Billy The Clint. Remake of and inspired by one of the previous JOWs called “Billy the Kid” Young Billy wanted to be the best, quickest lover in the World, and when he spotted Casanova having a beer in a bar, he asked if he could have a word with him. “Sure, son, what’s on your mind?” asks Giacomo, looking up at the young man. “Sir, I want to be the best and quickest lover there is, and I’d be in…
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True Story. When Courtney was 2 1/2, her dad took her with him to Sears. Dad was busy talking with a salesman about a new hot water heater. Of course, he was paying more attention to the salesman than to his daughter, who kept interrupting him. “Just a minute, Courtney, he told her.” Suddenly, Dad heard a toilet lid close, and it dawned on him just what Courtney had been saying! He quickly ended his conversation with the salesman before…
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Little Johnny’s next door neighbors had recently had a baby. Due to complications, the baby was born without ears. Little Johnny’s parents decided to go and see the new baby one day. Johnny’s father explained to him about the baby and told Johnny not to make the slightest hint about the baby’s ears. Johnny agreed and said that he would be on his best behavior and say nothing about the baby’s ears. Johnny and his family went to the baby’s…
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A representative of the Acme Company was making a product presentation of the Acme Computerized Crystal Ball to an executive of a top marketing firm. The Acme representative was bragging that the Acme Computerized Crystal Ball could answer any questions about a person’s past, present and even future. Such claims, however, made the marketing executive very skeptical. Seeing the bored expression of the skeptical marketing executive, the Acme representative then requested the executive to try the Acme Computerized Crystal Ball.…
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Two blondes, Tina & Tanya, were out sailing one day when one of them noticed water coming up through a hole in the bottom of the boat. “The boat is leaking! Quick, do something!” Tina exclaimed. “No problem,” said Tanya, and she started making another hole right next to the first. “What on earth are you doing?” Tina asked. Tanya replied, “I’m making a hole for the water to drain out of.”
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I remember when I was just a young boy, I was in my bedroom alone looking at Playboy Magazine. Just then my father came in and said, “Son if you do that, you’ll go blind.” And I said, “DAD, I’M OVER HERE!”
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A golf pro dragged himself into the clubhouse, looking as though he’s just escaped a tornado. “What’s wrong?” a woman asked. “I just lost a game to Houlihan,” the pro said. “What? But Houlihan’s the worst player I’ve ever seen. How could HE have beaten YOU?” “He tricked me,” the pro said. “On the first tee, he asked for a handicap. I told him he could have 30, 40, 50 strokes–any handicap he wanted. He said, “Just give me two…
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“I don’t want nations feeling like that they can bully ourselves and our allies. I want to have a ballistic defense system so that we can make the world more peaceful, and at the same time I want to reduce our own nuclear capacities to the level commiserate with keeping the peace.” ?Des Moines, Iowa, Oct. 23, 2000 “Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream.”?LaCrosse, Wis., Oct. 18, 2000 “If I’m the president, we’re going to…
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Man approaches his buddy, who is looking awfully down: “Hey, Jim,” he says. “Why are you so depressed?” “Well,” Jim says, “about two months ago, my aunt passed away and left me $10,000.” “Aw, that’s too bad, Jim,” his friend replied. “Then last month, my father passed away and left me $20,000.” “Jeez, two deaths in two months? That’s terrible!” “And this month… nothing.”
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