Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
A farmer got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding, and the trooper started to lecture the farmer about his speed, and in general, began to throw his weight around to try to make the farmer uncomfortable. Finally, the trooper got around to writing out the ticket, and as he was doing so, he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head. The farmer asks, “Having some problems with circle flies there, are ya?” The trooper…
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A lady from Chicago was visiting New York City. Her hostess was determined to make the Midwesterner feel inferior and unimportant. “My dear,” said the New York matron, snobbishly, “Here in the East we think breeding is everything.” “Oh, I don’t know,” the lady from the Midwest replied. “Out where I come from, we think it’s fun, too, but we try to have a few outside interests as well.”
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It has come to our attention that a few copies of the “Arkansas Edition of Windows 98” may have accidentally been shipped outside of Arkansas. If you have one of the Arkansas Editions, you may need some help understanding the commands. The Arkansas Edition may be recognized by looking at the opening screen. It reads WINDERS 98 with a background picture of Frank Broyles superimposed on the Razorback flag. It is shipped with a Leann Rimes screen saver. Also note:…
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HOW CAN YOU TELL IF A BLONDE HAS BEEN IN YOUR OFFICE? THERE IS WHITE-OUT ALL OVER YOUR COMPUTER SCREEN _______ HOW CAN YOU TELL IF A BLONDE HAS BEEN IN YOUR OFFICE AGAIN? THERE IS WRITING ON THE WHITE-OUT!!
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NASA wass preparing for another mission and wanted to send a woman into space. To find the right one, NASA officials interviewed a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. They called in the brunette and told her that she was one of the finalists to go into space. Then one of the officials asked her what planet she would like to visit and why. She thought about it and then said that she would like to go to Jupiter and…
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Stage 1: Kissing/Light Petting What he hopes you’re thinking: “Oh, I can’t resist: I’m powerless before your seductive ways!” What he’s afraid you’re thinking: “Garlic breath–ewwww!” Stage 2: Undressing What he hopes you’re thinking: “My God, look at the size of that!” What he’s afraid you’re thinking: “My God, look at the size of that!” Stage 3: Foreplay/Oral Sex What he hopes you’re thinking: “I could worship at the altar of your impressive manhood for hours.” What he’s afraid you’re…
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Two crusty old war veterans, sitting in front of the fireplace at the retirement home: “Dave, it seems so long since I last made love to a woman. How long has it been for you?” “Nineteen forty-five,” says Dave solemnly. “Hell, that’s a long time!” exclaims, Jim. “Not really,” says Dave, puzzled. “It’s only twenty-thirty now.”
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Two gang members in LA are talking. One says to the other: “Don’t forget, Lester. There are only 10 more shoplifting days before Xmas!”
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“I’ll get a world record for this.” “It’s fireproof.” “He’s probably just hibernating.” “What does this button do?” “You’re under citizen’s arrest!” “Bull! You’re not a REAL cannibal.” “It’s probably just a rash.” “Are you SURE the power is OFF?” “Yeah, I made the deciding vote on the jury, so what of it?” “The odds of that happening have to be a million to one!” “Pull the pin and count to WHAT?” “WHICH wire was I supposed to cut?” “I…
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Q: What is the differance between Monica Lewinsky and a shop vac? A: The shop vac sucks it all up without getting any on its dress.
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