Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
This guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He goes to take a sip and when he does this little 12 inch man runs down his arm and kicks over his drink. The man orders another and the same thing happens. So after a couple more times the bartender asks what’s with the little guy? The man replies i wished for a 12 inch prick and this is what i got!
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1)”They told me at the blood bank that this might happen.” 2) “Whew! Guess I left the top off the correction fluid.” 3) “This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people.” 4) “Why did you interrrupt me? I almost had our biggest problem solved!” 5)”Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot.” 6) “Ah,the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic.” 7)”Amen. Yes, may I help you?”
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On a radio interview I heard a year or two ago, an American and a UK journalist were talking to each other about Thanksgiving. The US guy asked if they celebrated Thanksgiving in the UK. “Yes,” the British guy replied, “but we celebrate it on the 6th of September.” “Why then?” “That’s when the Pilgrims left.”
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A woman is in her doctor’s office getting undressed for an examination. She turns to a naked blond lady sitting beside her and says, “I told the doctor I have a cold, and he told me to strip. Does that seem suspicious to you?” The naked blonde says, “Don’t ask me. I’m only here to fix the fax machine.”
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A Jewish mother is walking down the street with her two young sons. A passerby asks her how old the boys are. “The doctor is three,” the mother answers, “and the lawyer is two.”
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One night there were two drunks lying in a ditch, and one had his finger up the other one’s butt. A police officer was driving by and stopped when he saw them. “What are you doing with your finger up his butt?” the policeman asked. The drunk man said, “My friend is sick and I’m trying to make him puke…” The cop said, “You can’t make him puke like that!” The drunk replied, “Like hell I can’t… just wait until…
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Johnny paints a sign: WE MOVE ANYTHING FOR A DIME; then tells his buddy Roy to get his red wagon and both sit under a shade tree in Johnny’s front yard, waiting for business. Kathy, across the street, is not to be outdone: WE MOVE ANYTHING FOR A NICKEL; tells Nellie to get her red wagon and both sit in Kathy’s yard. Johnny’s pissed…how dare that GIRL? Then, a flash…and Johnny hauls Roy across the street & says, “Let’s get…
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Two beggars are sitting on a park bench in Mexico City. One is holding a cross and one a Star of David. Both are holding hats to collect contributions. People walk by, lift their noses at the man with the Star of David and drop money in the hat held by the man with the cross. Soon, the hat of the man with the cross is filled and the hat of the man with the Star of David is empty.…
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A man passed away and went to Heaven. Upon arriving at the pearly gates, St. Peter said, “Come on in. I’ll show you around. I really think you’ll like it here.” Walking through the gates, the man noticed that there were clocks everywhere. It appeared that Heaven was nothing more than a giant clock warehouse.Surprised at how Heaven looked, the man asked St. Peter “what’s the deal with all the clocks?” St. Peter replied, “they keep track of everybody on…
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The inexperienced young man was smitten with the girl who was sitting beside him in his parked car. Looking at her in the light of the full moon, he gently placed his hand on her knee and said, “Angie….I think I love you.” With a knowing smile, she put her hand on his and said, “Higher, Ralph.” Clearing his throat, he said, “Angie….I think I love you!” in a cracked falsetto.
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