Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
There was a young couple who had driven their car up to a secluded spot that overlooked the city. They made out and eventually ended up naked in the back seat of the car. It began to rain in sheets. The man said to the lady, “We should probably go before this storm gets too bad.” They climbed into the front seat and started the car. When he pushed on the gas the tires just spun and the car didn’t…
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“I would have been your dad, but the dog beat me upstairs!” or “I would have been your dad, but the other guy had more money.”
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Two little kids in a hospital who were laying next to each other. The first kid leans over and asks “What are you in here for?” The second kid says “I’m in here to get my tonsils out and I’m a little nervous.” The first kid says “You’ve got nothing to worry about. I had that done to me once. They put you to sleep and when you wake up they give you lots of jello and ice cream. It’s…
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Mrs. Culpepper was almost in tears. “Oh Marie,” she said to her maid, “I believe my husband is having an affair with his secretary, and I don’t know what to do.” “I don’t believe it,” snapped Marie. “You’re just saying that to make me jealous.”
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Bill & Hillary had a fight about some flowers. She wanted roses on the piano, but Bill wanted tulips on his organ.
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Fred was walking down the street, when his best friend Joe pulled up in a brand new Porsche. “Where the hell did you get the Porsche?” Fred asked in disbelief. “Well,” Joe replied, “Last night I was at a bar and started dancing with this girl. When the bar closed, she motioned for me to follow her. We jump in her Porsche, and drive off into the mountains. She stops, jumps out of the car, takes off all her clothes,…
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Three surgeons were at lunch one day having a conversation about what they liked the most about operating. The first surgeon said: “I like operating on accountants because their insides are numbered.” The second surgeon said: “I enjoy operating on librarians because their insides are in alphabetical order.” The third doctor said: “I really love to operate lawyers becasue they are spineless, heartless, gutless, and best of all, their heads and asses are interchangeable.”
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Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
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Q. What did the banana say to the vibrator???? A. What are you shakin for; she’s gonna eat me!
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What do you get when you cross an aethiest and a Jehova Witness? Someone who knocks on your door for no reason.
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