Blonde family vacation
There once was a family of blondes. They were travelling by car to DisneyLand. After they stopped at the stop sign, they saw a sign saying “DISNEYLAND LEFT” So the family turned around and went home.
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Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
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3 women
There were 3 women at a bar and they were arguing over which one of them was the loosest. The first woman said, ” My husband can stick two fingers up me.” The second woman said, “Oh, big deal, my husband can stick his whole fist up me.” Then the third woman slid down the bar stool.
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Gotcha!
A minister told his congregation, “Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17.” The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the minister asked for a show of hands. He wanted to know how many had read Mark 17. Every hand went up. The minister smiled and said, “Mark has only sixteen chapters. I will now proceed with my sermon on…
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What if I’m caught?
I once asked my wife, “What would you do, if you came home one day, and caught me in bed with another woman?” She thought a moment and replied, “Why, I’d be so angry, I probably break her white cane and shoot her guide dog!”
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Bitch
Q. What do you call a women with PMS and ESP? A. A know it all bitch.
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old man
Q: What do you call an old man that got hit by a mac truck? A: A pap smear
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Know Your Priorities
A farmer was munching on a cookie, as he watches the rooster chase a hen around. Playfully, the farmer throws a piece of cookie to the ground. Seeing it, the rooster stops chasing the hen and runs to the piece of cookie. The farmer shakes his head slowly and says, “Gosh, I hope I never get THAT hungry.”
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Ostrich Cat
What do you get when you mix an ostrich with a stingy cat? A bird with long legs and a tight pussy.
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soccer scores
Q: Do you now what the soccer score’s where last night? A: North America eight, ethiopia didn’t.
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ten yo mama jokes
1) your mama is soo ugly she made Freddy Kruger have nightmares. 2) your mama is so poor , she stole free chesse 3) your mama is soooo fat she sat on a cruve and made a driveway 4)your mama is soooo old , she left her purse in Noah’s ark 4)your mamas soo stupid, she returned a dounut because it had a hole in it 5) your mamas sooo fat , she went to class and sat next to…
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