Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
At a medical convention, a male and female doctor start eyeing each other. The male doctor asks her to dinner and she accepts. As they sit down at the restaurant, she excuses herself to go and wash her hands. After dinner, one thing leads to another and they end up in her hotel bedroom. Just as things get hot, the female doctor interrupts and says she has to go in and wash her hands. Once she comes back, they go…
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Yo mama is knocked kneed and yo daddy is bowlegged. When they walk down the street it look like they’re trying to spell O.K.
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Drew Carey opens up his paycheque & says, “Those idiots! It says Drew Fairy! They messed up my name again! Last week it said ‘Screw Carey’.” His friend Lewis takes a look at the amount on Drew’s cheque & says, “Looks like it’s ‘screw Carey’ every week!”
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Vinnie goes to the local novelty shop and finds a pair of x-ray glasses. He checks them out, but isn’t fully convinced. The store assistant comes along and shows him how to use them, so he buys them. On his way home, Vinnie puts on his new x-ray glasses and, bingo, he sees everyone in the street naked! He takes them off for a moment, and everyone has their clothes on. Puts the glasses back on…everyone is naked again! “Cool!”…
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John receives a phone call. “Hello,” he answers. The voice on the other end says, “This is Susan. We met at a party about 3 months ago.” John: “Hmm… Susan? About 3 months ago?” Susan: “Yes, it was at Bill’s house. After the party you took me home. On the way we parked and got into the back seat. You told me I was a good sport.” John: “Oh, yeah! Susan! How are you?” Susan: “I’m pregnant and I’m going…
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Bad ass Johnny was pushing his wagon up a hill, he was having a difficult time, and because of this he was cursing and swearing all the way up the hill. A Priest met him half way up and said, “Don’t swear, Jesus can hear you.” So Bad ass Johnny decided he was going to be a smart ass and said, “Is Jesus in the trees?” and the priest replied, “Yes, He can hear you.” Then Bad ass Johnny asked,…
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A man enters a Barber Shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problem he has getting a close shave around his cheeks. “I have just the thing,” says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. “Just place this between your cheek and gum.” The client places the ball in his mouth and proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced. After a few strokes, the client asks…
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Q. What’s pink and hangs out your underpants? A. Your Mother. Q. What’s Blue and doesn’t fit any more? A. A dead epileptic. Q. What’s pink and hard in the morning? A. The Financial Times Crossword. Q. What’s blue and fucks grannies? A. Hypothermia.
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Q. What do a blonde and a railroad track have in common? A. They have both been laid all over the country!
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Why do blondes pierce their belly buttons? so they have somewhere to hang the air freshener.
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